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NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S...........^.^ 
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW 
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW 
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK 
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS 
It's interesting for you to read! 
 
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! : 
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career 
 
Heard of the 5B's? 
B - BMW 
B - Body 
B - Brain 
B - Billionaire 
B - Bungalow 
 
And, and addition with the 5K's...................... 
Kiasu (scared of losing) 
Kiasee (scared of dying) 
Kiabor (scared of wife) 
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing) 
Kiachenghu (scared of government) 
 
We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent.... 
 
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living: 
1 - One Wife 
2 - Two Children 
3 - Three Bedroom Condo 
4 - Four Wheels 
5 - Five Figure Salary 
 
Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living: 
5 - Five Children 
4 - Four Wives 
3 - Three Figure Salary 
2 - Two Wheels 
1 - One-Storey Link House