5B_2008

Correction

2009-02-21T00:52:00.000-08:00

correction on the month for the last post. It is march. not feb. The trip is 14~15 march and 16~17 march

★号外★

2009-02-20T06:40:00.000-08:00

大家都好久没见面了
前不久还有好多同学向我埋怨怎么还没举办聚会呢
我也很~想念大家
我想
是时候聚一聚了呱
来看看我的建议吧

去年的班费还有剩
虽然是不多啦
剩下RM60.72
我是想大家一起到海边玩
噢颗噢颗?
我知道会有许多抗议啦
只是一个提议而已还没定案别紧张吖
有达到一定的参加人数我们才来定夺要不要去吧
日期希望可以定在(14-15)feb或(16-17)feb
有兴趣的人记得尽快通知我
kch town 08'BUJANGGA 143页有我的联络号码

另外的详情我再一一向你们解说!
拜托拜托~
期待和你们一起去享受海水与阳光的沐浴噢!
*^^*

大会报告!!!!!!!!!!!!!!身体要看好,健康重要!!!!!!

2008-10-28T09:14:00.000-07:00

1. 起床先疊被

人體本身— 也是一個污染源。在一夜的睡眠中，人體的皮膚會排出大量水蒸氣，使被子不同程度地受潮。人的呼吸和分佈全身的毛孔排出的化學物質有145種，從汗液中蒸發的化學物質有 151種。被子吸收或吸附水分和氣體，如不讓其散發出去，起床就立即疊被，易使被子受潮及受化學物質污染。

2.生活常識......
水果常常會腐爛 , 人們就用刀把腐爛部分挖掉, 把剩下沒有腐爛的部分趕快吃了。其實﹐這是錯誤的。因為盡管剩下的未腐爛﹐但其中大部分已被微生物代謝過程中產生的有害物質侵蝕 , 特別是真菌在水果上繁殖加快 , 有部分真菌在繁殖的過程中會產生有毒物質。
這些有毒物質可以從腐爛部分通過果汁向未腐爛部分擴散﹐使未腐爛部分同腐爛部分含同樣微生物代謝物﹐尤其是真菌毒素 , 有些會致癌。

3.不吃早餐

不吃早餐的人通常飲食無規律，容易感到疲倦，頭暈無力，天長日久會造成營養不良、貧血、抵抗力降低，並會產生胰、膽結石。

4. 飯後鬆褲帶

可使腹腔內壓下降，消化器官的活動與韌帶的負荷量增加，從而促使腸子蠕動加劇，易發生腸扭轉，使人腹脹、腹痛、嘔吐，還容易患胃下垂等病。

5. 飯後即睡

會使大腦的血液流向胃部，由於血壓降低，大腦的供氧量也隨之減少，造成飯後極度疲倦，易引起心口灼熱及消化不良，還會發胖。如果血液原已有供應不足的情況，飯後倒下便睡，這種靜止不動的狀態，極易招致中風。

6.飽食

容易引起記憶力下降，思維遲鈍，注意力不集中，應變能力減弱。經常飽食，尤其是過飽的晚餐，因熱量攝入太多，會使體內脂肪過剩，血脂增高，導致腦動脈粥樣硬化。還會引起一種叫' 纖維芽細胞生長因數' 的物質，在大腦中數以萬倍增長，這是一種促使動脈硬化的蛋白質。腦動脈硬化的結果會導致大腦缺氧和缺乏營養，影響腦細胞的新陳代謝。經常飽食，還會誘發膽結石、膽囊炎、糖尿病等疾病，使人未老先衰，壽命縮短。

7. 空腹吃糖

越來越多的證據表明，空腹吃糖的嗜好時間越長，對各種蛋白質吸收的損傷程度越重。由於蛋白質是生命活動的基礎，因而長期的空腹吃糖，更會影響人體各種正常機能，使人體變得衰弱以致縮短壽命。

8. 吃太鹹的食物

鈉在人體內滯留，容易形成或加重高血壓和心臟病。

9. 留鬍子

鬍子吸附有害物質。當人吸氣時，被吸附在鬍子上的有害物質就可能被吸入呼吸道。對留有鬍子的人吸入空氣成分進行的定量分析，發現吸進的空氣中含有幾十種有害物質，包括酚、甲苯、丙酮、異戊問二烯等多種致癌物，留鬍子的人吸入的空氣污染指數是普通空氣的 4． 2 倍。如果下巴有鬍子，又留八字鬍，污染指數可高達7.2倍。加上抽煙等因素，污染指數將高達普通空氣的 50倍。

10.蹺二郎腿

會使腿部血流不暢，影響健康。如果是靜脈瘤、關節炎、神經痛、靜脈血栓患者，蹺腿會使病情更加嚴重。尤其是腿長的人或孕婦，很容易得靜脈血栓。

11. 瞇眼看東西、揉擦眼睛

眼角易出現魚尾狀皺紋。習慣性瞇眼還可使眼肌疲勞、眼花頭疼。揉眼時，病菌會由手部傳染眼睛，導致發炎、睫毛折斷或脫落。

12. 強忍小便

有可能造成急性膀胱炎，出現尿頻、尿疼、小腹脹疼等症狀。美國科學家發佈的一份研究報告指出，有憋尿習慣的人患膀胱癌的可能性比一般人高5 倍。憋尿時，膀胱貯存的尿液不能及時排出，形成人為的尿瀦留。如經常憋尿，就會使括約肌和逼尿肌常常處於緊張狀態；如果憋尿時間過長，膀胱內尿量不斷增加，還會使內壓逐漸升高，時間長了就會發生膀胱頸受阻症狀，造成排尿困難、不暢，或漏尿、尿失禁等毛病。在尿瀦留時還易引起並發感染和結石，嚴重時還影響腎功能。

13.伏案午睡

一般人在伏案午睡後會出現暫時性的視力模糊，原因就是眼球受到壓迫，引起角膜變形、弧度改變造成的。倘若每天都壓迫眼球，會造成眼壓過高，長此下去視力就會受到損害。

14. 俯睡

使脊柱彎曲，增加肌肉及韌帶的壓力，使人在睡覺時仍然得不到休息。此外，還會增加胸部、心臟、肺部及面部的壓力，導致睡醒後面部浮腫，眼睛出現血絲。

15.睡前不洗臉

留在臉上的化妝品不洗掉，會引起粉刺和針眼之類的炎症，還能使眼睛發炎，引起皮膚過敏反應。

16.睡前不刷牙

睡前刷牙比起床後刷牙更重要，這是因為遺留在口腔中和牙齒上的細菌、殘留物等，在夜間對牙齒、牙齡有較強的腐蝕作用。

17. 睡懶覺

使大腦皮層抑制時間過長，天長日久，可引起一定程度人為的大腦功能障礙，導致理解力和記憶力減退，還會使免疫功能下降，擾亂肌體的生物節律，使人懶散，產生惰性，同時對肌肉、關節和泌尿系統也不利。另外，血液循環不暢，全身的營養輸送不及時，還會影響新陳代謝。由於夜間關閉門窗睡覺，早晨室內空氣混濁，戀床很容易造成感 ? _、咳嗽等呼吸系統疾病的發生。

18.熱水沐浴時間過長

在自來水中，氯仿和三氯化烯是水中容易揮發的有害物質，由於在冰浴時水滴有更多的氯和空氣接觸，從而使這兩種有害物質釋放很多。資料顯示，若用熱水盆浴，只有25 ％的氯仿和40 ％的三氯化烯釋放到空氣中；而用熱水沐浴，釋放到空氣中的氯仿就要達到50％，三氯化烯高達 80％C 。

19. 賭博行為

賭博之所以有害於一個人的身心健康，是因為賭博本身是一種強烈刺激，長期進行賭博，可使中樞神經系統長期處於高度緊張狀態，容易引起激素分泌增加，血管收縮，血壓升高，心跳和呼吸加快等，會增加心血管疾病的發病率，還會患消化性潰瘍和緊張性頭疼。

20.生活過度緊張

從事腦力勞動和做生意的一些中青年人，他們的生命機器在整日超負荷運轉，由於他們在心理上的競爭欲強，在生理和心理方面皆承受著巨大的壓力。過度的腦力和體力勞動後，隨之而來的是抗疲勞和防病能力的減弱，進而可能引發多種疾病。

21.喝完牛奶要馬上喝白開水

奶類製品要一口氣喝完，不能一口一口慢慢喝，而且喝完要馬上喝白開水沖掉附在喉嚨上的牛奶，原因奶類含某種酵素(or 脢)，會讓喉嚨黏膜乾燥或帶走黏膜) ，黏膜無法保護喉嚨，產生不適。
牛奶宜晚上喝，不宜早晨喝，更不宜空腹喝。牛奶裡含有使人產生疲倦感的 L色氨酸和有鎮定作用的嗎啡物質，早晨喝牛奶，勢必影響工作和學習。因為空腹吃東西腸蠕動很快，牛奶中的營養物質尚來不及消化﹒吸收，就排到大腸，造成浪費。

在喝牛奶的同時，不要再飲果汁、桔子汁等酸性飲料。因為牛奶中某些蛋白質遇到弱酸性飲料會形成凝塊，不利于消化，又影響營養成分的吸收。

22. 睡眠長開冷氣可致不適

在連續八小時開冷氣的房間，早上睡醒時會出現鼻塞、流鼻涕、頭痛等「病態大廈綜合症」症狀，有醫學界建議使用冷氣機時可在窗口留一條縫，確保睡房的二氧化碳含量不會過高。睡房內的二氧化碳因空氣不流通而積聚過多，香港不少人睡醒後也會出現上述症狀，有時還會感到懨懨欲睡，不少人以為患上感冒到診所治理，但其實只要離開該個環境便會回復正常。

Healt tips

2008-10-21T06:19:00.000-07:00

breathing therapy

2008-10-14T15:19:00.000-07:00

我們有左邊、右邊鼻孔，吸氣、吐氣時有沒有一樣？

We have left, right nose, is that the same for inhale and exhale?

其實不一樣，可以感覺不一樣；右邊等於是太陽的意思，左邊等於是月亮.

Actually they are different, can feel the difference; right side represent the sun, left side represent the moon.

平常頭痛時可以用手把右邊鼻孔關起來，只用左邊鼻孔吸氣、吐氣，約五分鐘，頭痛就好了。

When having headache, try to close right nose and use your left nose to do your breathing, about 5 min, headache will be gone.

如果疲倦、累了，相反的關起左邊的鼻孔，只用右邊吸氣、吐氣，不用多久，馬上精神好起了。

If you feel tired, do it the opposite round, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is fresh again.

因為右邊屬於火氣，比較會熱，左邊比較會涼。

Right side belongs to heat, so it gets hot easily, left side belongs to cold.

女生大部分吸氣、吐氣在左邊，所以心比較會涼快。

Most of the girls breathe with their left nose, so their heart gets cold easily.

男生大部分吸氣、吐氣在右邊，所以他們比較會生氣。

Most of the guys breathe with their right nose, so they get angry easily

我們起床時，可以注意哪邊吸氣、吐氣比較快？左邊或右邊？

Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right?

如果左邊比較快，覺得提不起精神，可以關起左邊鼻孔，用右邊呼吸，很快的精神會好起來。

If left is faster, you will feel tired. So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refresh quickly

這也可以教給小孩，大人用更好。如果你有警覺心的話，速度更快。

This can be taught to kids, but the effect will be better if apply by elders.

以前我曾經頭痛，痛得非常厲害，去看醫生，醫生說：你去結婚就好了！（眾笑）,醫生說得沒錯，他有理論根據。

I used to have headache, it was so painful, go to doctor, doctor told me: it will be all right if you married! (All audients laugh), doctor does not bullshit, what he said is supported with proofs.

當時每天晚上都頭痛，沒有辦法看書，有吃藥，也不是辦法。

That time, every night I am having headache problem, not able to study, I did take medicine, but that is not a good way.

有一天晚上靜坐，關起右鼻孔呼吸，這樣子做，不到一個禮拜，頭痛好了！持續做了一個月，從那天晚上到現在，一次也沒有頭痛過。

One night, I sit down and close my right nose and breathe with left nose, less than one week, my headache problem is gone! I continue to do it one month, from that night until today, headache does not attack me anymore.

這是我自己親身經驗過，每一次我告訴別人，你們頭痛的話，試試看，因為我的身體有效果，很多人試過也有效果。這是一種自然的處理，不像吃藥會有副作用，為什麼不用呢？

This is what I experienced myself, I told others, if headache, can try this way, because this is effective for me. Many people have tried and it works for them as well. This is a natural therapy, not like medicine, taking for long term will get side effect. So, why not try it out?

經常清楚的吸氣、吐氣，身體會覺非常輕鬆。

Always breathing your body can feel very relax.

初念淺，轉念深

2008-09-29T08:45:00.001-07:00

很有深度的六個字 .

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(初念淺，轉念深 )

「明明已經是綠燈了，前面那輛車為什麼還愣著不動，搞什麼鬼？」

我狠狠地按了兩聲罵人的喇叭，前面的車才大夢初醒般地往前開去。

「台北的交通都是這些人害的，到底是不是色盲？紅燈要闖，綠燈卻要停在那裡。會不會開車啊？」我對著車裡的友人發牢騷，好像自己是全世界最會開車的人。

隔了幾天「叭．．．」「叭什麼叭？」後面那一部像催命鬼似的車，對我不懷好意地猛按喇叭，我恍惚了一下，抬頭一看原來已經是綠燈了，很無奈地踩了油門。

昨天媽媽生病，住進了加護病房。哥哥正和我商量什麼時候讓媽媽開刀的事。

一方面想著她年紀這麼大，動手術會不會危險？可是如果不動心術，擺著勢必惡化，心裡的掙扎難以言喻。

剛剛暫時的失神是因為正在思索這件事，才沒看到紅綠燈，後面那部車幹嘛沒耐心，又不是趕投胎。我獨自開著車，心裡咕噥著。

人，容易什麼事都從自己的角度出發，直到明白了真相。

在書上看到這麼一則故事：

作者在紐約地鐵搭車的時候，有一個小男孩在車廂裡又哭又鬧，而看起來像爸爸的男人，卻坐在原處文風不動。

大家對這個現象非常反感，但都敢怒不敢言。作者挺身而出質問那個男人：「你沒看到你的孩子這麼吵鬧嗎？你應該管管他啊！」

男人這才回過神來：「對不起！我這孩子的媽媽兩個鐘頭前在醫院過世，我正在想以後要怎麼辦？所以．．．真的對不起！」作者突然間好後悔自己的殘忍。

似乎，我們總是很輕易地去責怪別人。也總是認為別人為什麼不明就裡，不能體諒我們呢？

「設身處地」是很容易懂的道理，實踐起來卻不容易。

但是，我們也不要因為這樣而沮喪，畢竟我們都是凡人，我們都有立即的情緒，只是當我們要採取行動前，是否可以再寬容地想一下，或許對方面臨人生的重大困境或抉擇。

「初念淺，轉念深。」

第一個念頭是對事件的情緒反應，通常較膚淺，也容易造成誤會；但一轉念，腦海裡會為對方找尋可能的理由。

如此，心情一寬，憤怒也就消失無蹤了，很多不必要的紛爭就不會發生。

　　嗯，以後我在紅綠燈下可得有一點點耐心，因為前一輛車的主人，可能正在經歷一齣驚濤駭浪的故事呢！

　生命中總有挫折，但那不是盡頭，只是在提醒你：

該轉彎了！

Science Facts

2008-09-25T07:53:00.000-07:00

Kangaroos and Emus can't walk backwards.

Butterflies taste food by standing on top of it! Their taste receptors are in their feet unlike humans who have most on their tongue.

Most of the dust in your home is actually dead skin! Yuck!

Although the Stegosaurus dinosaur was over 9 metres long, its brain was only the size of a walnut.

Humans get a little taller in space because there is no gravity pushing down on them.

Rabbits and parrots can see behind themselves without even moving their heads!

A hippopotamus may seem huge but it can still run faster than a man.

Even if an analog clock is broken, at least it shows the correct time twice a day.

Sneezing with your eyes open is impossible.

The trickiest tongue twister in the English language is apparently "Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick". Give it a try and see for yourself.

More Food...MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-25T07:43:00.000-07:00

Make Sure Your Teen Gets Enough Calcium

American teenage girls are not getting enough calcium according to a new study. Calcium is crucial for building healthy bones and preventing osteoporosis in later years. Both females and males ages 9 to 18 need to consume 1,300 milligrams of calcium per day for good bone health. Make sure your teen is getting enough calcium in her or his diet. A few examples of foods rich in calcium and their calcium amount include: 1 cup of milk—300 mg, grilled cheese sandwich—350 mg, 1 cup of fat-free plain yogurt—450 mg, calcium-fortified orange juice—300 mg, 1 slice of cheese pizza—220 mg, ½ cup macaroni and cheese—180 mg, ½ cup of fat-free frozen yogurt—105 mg, and 1 cup of broccoli—80 mg

Eat a Rainbow Every Day

Colorful fruits and vegetables deliver healthful doses of vitamins, minerals, and disease-fighting phytochemicals. The darker the color of the fruit or vegetable, the more nutrients it usually contains. Here are some examples: color green—lettuce, spinach, kiwi, and broccoli; yellow/orange—sweat potatoes, cantaloupe, oranges, and carrots; red—tomatoes, strawberries, cranberries, and apples; blue/purple—blueberries, purple grapes, plums and egg plant; and white—onions, garlic, and leeks.

Eating More Fruits and Vegetables and Less Fat, Leading Weight-Loss Strategies

According to a new survey of eating habits commissioned by the American Institute for Cancer Research (AICR), 4 in 5 weight-conscious Americans are taking an old-fashioned, “common-sense” approach to managing their weight. They turn to salads, fruits, and vegetables and decrease the amount of fat in their diet when trying to shed a few pounds. The fact that a clear majority of Americans are adopting this approach, amid the low-carb marketing craze, is encouraging news to health experts concerned about the state of nutrition in the U.S.

Men Shoot for 9

Men need to fuel up and shoot for 9 servings of fruits and vegetables a day for better health. A diet rich in fruits and vegetables helps reduce men’s risk for many cancers, heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes. Why 9 for men? Men have high rates of diet-related diseases.

Barley Lowers Cholesterol Levels

Barley is very high in soluble fiber but is not often eaten in the American diet. A new study shows that barley is very effective in lowering cholesterol. Test subjects were fed standard diets plus barley at a low, moderate, or high level. They added barley flakes, barley flour, or pearled barley to common foods such as pancakes, granola, cookies, hot cereal, steamed grain, tabbouleh, and muffins. Those eating the moderate or high barley diet had a significant drop in total cholesterol (9-10%) and a 14-17% drop in LDL cholesterol. Need help in lowering your cholesterol? Try incorporating more barley in your diet. Look for barley flour, flakes, and pearled barley to add to your foods. Barley also has the lowest glycemic index of any grain (coarse barley bread has a glycemic index of 39 compared to wheat bread at 99). For best results in lowering cholesterol, aim to eat at least 6g of beta-glucan (the soluble fiber found in barley) daily.

Can Cinnamon Lower Blood Sugar?

As early as 2700 BC, Chinese herbalists treated diarrhea and kidney disorders with cinnamon. Later, Greek healers and practitioners of Indian Ayurvedic medicine valued it as a remedy for digestive problems. Cinnamon may help lower cholesterol and triglycerides. Compounds in cinnamon may activate enzymes that stimulate insulin receptors.

B Vitamins and Memory

B vitamins, especially B12, folate, and B6 (pyridoxine) are crucial for normal brain function. A Swedish study tested the memories of 167 older people free of dementia or depression but who were at greater risk for Alzheimer's disease. On the morning they tested memory they also drew blood and tested for B vitamins. The people who had normal levels of vitamin B12 did better on their memory tests than those with lower levels of B12. Folate also seemed to help memory but not as much as B12.

Getting adequate vitamin B12 may help the brain stay healthy and help you retain your memory as you get older. Milk is a good source of B12. Persons who don't eat dairy or meat may be low in B12 levels unless they are taking a supplement. As a person get older, B12 is not absorbed as well, so a lack of B12 is common even in non-vegetarians. The Institute of Medicine recommends persons over 50 get most of their B12 from fortified foods or a supplement because they are better absorbed. Be sure you get plenty of B12 daily. Good sources of folate include green leafy vegetables, legumes (especially lentils), oranges, and food yeast (add to tofu, soups, roasts).

Ah Beng Part 2

2008-09-22T01:57:00.000-07:00

(Act 1)
Ah Beng calls the telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York ?'
Operator: 'Just a minute...'
Ah Beng: 'Thank you.'
Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

(Act 2)
At a bar in New York , the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender,'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE..' and his companion said, 'JACK DANIELS,SINGLE.'
The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, 'AND YOU, SIR?'
Ah Beng replied: 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED.'

(Act 3)
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it,' Ah Beng said. 'FIVE MONTHS?
'Why did you take so long.' the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, 'No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years'.

(Act 4)
Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.
During the Q&A segment, the host asks, 'Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'.
The crowd shouts, 'Gin! Gin!'.
Others exclaim, 'No, its Grape Juice!'
Another smart aleck yells, 'Alamak, Gatorade!'
Host : 'Quiet please.'
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, 'C'mon man, I don't need their help? I got more original answer.
My answer is 'Gu ni!' (milk in Hokkien)

(Act 5)
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support. Ah Beng : 'I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me....'

(Act 6)
In the class. Teacher: 'Class, do you know the meaning of parents?'
Ah Beng: 'Yes, teacher, it means father and mother.'
Teacher: 'Good. Can you give me an example?'
Ah Beng: 'Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo'.'

(Act 7)
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered ,' I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!' 'Oh Dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But, what happened to the other ear?' Ah Beng: 'That stupid fellow called back again loh!'

(Act 8 )
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in.

Fun Food facts......

2008-09-21T08:48:00.000-07:00

"Fast Food" Isn't New!

The remains of fast-food shops have been found in ancient ruins! Even ancient Greeks enjoyed take-out. The only thing that is new is the mass production, standard menus and recipes of fast-food "chains." Wow!

Ice Cream Is Chinese Food!

When the famous explorer Marco Polo returned to his homeland of Italy, from China in 1295, he brought back a recipe (among other things). The recipe, was a Chinese recipe for a desert called "Milk Ice." However, Europeans substituted cream for the milk, and voila..."Ice Cream." Ice cream has been a hit ever since!

Carrots Really Can Help You See In The Dark!

Vitamin A is known to prevent "night blindness," and carrots are loaded with Vitamin A. So, why not load-up today!

The Word "Salary" Comes From "Salt!"

Salt, our oldest preservative, was extremely rare in the past. So rare, in fact, that it was often used as pay. Imagine...earning a couple of tablespoons of salt for a hard-days work. Today, salt is so common that restaurants give it away for free, and packaged food contains so much that it's far too easy to eat too much salt (salt is also known as "sodium").

Sometimes Frozen Fruits And Vegetables
Are More Nutritious Than Fresh!

The longer that fruits or vegetables sit around waiting to be sold or eaten, the more nutrients they lose. But fruits and vegetables grown for freezing are usually frozen right after they're picked. Therefore, they have less time to lose their nutrients.

Random Facts

2008-09-20T08:57:00.000-07:00

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people.
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*Most toilets flush in E-flat.
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehicle involved in accidents each year.
*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes.

Is Hell exothermic or Endothermic?

2008-09-20T08:47:00.000-07:00

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

50 Funniest Stories - Part 2

2008-09-02T00:00:00.000-07:00

26. My brother Jim was hired by a government agency and assigned to a small office cubicle in a large area. At the end of his first day, he realized he had no idea how to get out. He wandered around, lost in the maze of cubicles and corridors. Just as panic began to set in, he came upon another employee in a cubicle. "How do you get out of here?" Jim asked.
The fellow smiled and said, "No cheese for you."
--Christine Probasco

27. I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds." "Sweetheart," my mother gently chided, "this is not the Internet."
--M.M.

28. Anytime companies merge, employees worry about layoffs. When the company I work for was bought, I was no exception. My fears seemed justified when a photo of the newly merged staff appeared on the company's website with the following words underneath: "Updated daily."
--Dianne Stevens

One for the Road
29. Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure," she said, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first."
--Louis Allard

30. My friend John and I, determined to see the world, signed on to a Norwegian freighter as deckhands. We were being trained as helmsmen, and John's first lesson was given by the mate, a seasoned but gentle white-haired seafarer. John was holding the heading he'd been given, when the mate ordered, "Come starboard."
Pleased at knowing which way starboard was, John left the helm and walked over to his instructor. As the helm swung freely, the mate politely asked, "Could you bring the ship with you?"
--Bruce Ingraham

31. Sitting in coach during a lengthy flight, my wife and I heard a flight attendant ask the high-paying passengers in first class, "Would you care for Chardonnay or Burgundy?"
A few minutes later, the curtains between the two sections parted, and the attendant wheeled the wine cart back to our aisle. "Excuse me," he said, looking down at us, "would you care for a glass of wine? We have white and red."
--William V. Copeland

Press '1' for...
32. When Dad's satellite dish conked out, I found him on the phone with the help desk. The TV set was pulled away from the wall, and he was staring at the mass of tangled wires spilling out the back of it.
He looked absolutely overwhelmed.
"Tell you what I'm going to do," Dad said to the technician. "I'm going to hang up now, go to college for a couple of years, and then call you back."
--Dana Marisca

33. My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves site, and we told her it could answer any question she had. Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom. Think of something to ask it."
As I sat with my fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought for a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"
--Catherine Burns

34. A pastor I know has a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he uses the Find and Replace command on his computer to replace the name of the deceased from the previous funeral with the name of the deceased for the upcoming one. Recently, he had to replace the name Mary with Edna.
The next morning, the funeral was going smoothly until the congregation intoned the Apostles' Creed. "Jesus Christ," they read from the preprinted program, "born of the Virgin Edna."
--Robin Greenspan

35. I feel inadequate when talking with a mechanic, so when my vehicle started making a strange noise, I sought help from a friend. A car nut, he told me how to explain the difficulty when I took it in for repair.
At the shop, I proudly recited, "The timing is off, and there are premature detonations, which may damage the valves."
As I smugly glanced over the mechanic's shoulder, I saw him write on his clipboard, "Lady says it makes a funny noise."
--Kate Kellogg

How Do You Spell IQ?
36. My friend was flabbergasted. She'd read that in a recent survey, our home state of California was ranked 47 in a list of the nation's smartest states.
"Can you believe that?" she fumed. "We're 47 out of 52!"
--Juan Gonzales

37. Halfway through dinner one night, our friend Jim told us of his days playing football in college as a defensive lineman.
"Did you play sports in college, Mike?" his wife then asked me.
"Yes," I answered. "I was on West Point's shooting team."
"That's great," she said. "Offense or defense?"
--Mike Maloney

38. Strolling through town, I saw a road worker printing a sign that read "Raised Manhole Ahead." I pointed out that there were more like ten raised manholes. The sign, he assured me, would be changed.
Later that day, the sign was corrected. It now read "Raised Menhole Ahead."
--Minx McCloud

39. Since I was a new patient, I had to fill out an information form for the doctor's files. The nurse reading it over noticed my unusual name.
"How do you pronounce it?" she asked.
"Na-le-Y-ko," I said, proud of my Ukrainian heritage.
"That sounds real nice," she said, smiling.
"Yes, it is melodious," I agreed.
"So," she asked sweetly, "what part of Melodia is your family from?"
--Ann Nalywajko

40. These newspaper editors stand corrected. From The Silver City (New Mexico) Daily Press: "Due to technical difficulties, Tuesday's page 7 was inadvertently left out and replaced with Monday's page 7. Today, page 5 will feature Tuesday's front page, while page 6 will be the correct page 7 for Tuesday."
--Robin Shetler

Edible Complex
41. The local market has a bin where employees keep returned items. The bin is labeled "Spoils." I never thought much about it, until one afternoon I heard an announcement over the loudspeaker: "Victor to the spoils. Thank you."
--Chris Dejong

42. It was an absolutely crazy evening at our emergency clinic. The doctor on duty was being bombarded with questions, given forms to fill out, and even asked for his dinner order. I was in the next room, cleaning up a sutured wound, when I realized the doctor hadn't given instructions for a bandage.
"What kind of dressing do you want on that?" I shouted through the door.
"Ranch," he yelled back.
--Brenda Todd

Gee, Thanks for the Help
43. For some reason, the bookstore clerk couldn't get the computer to recognize my preferred customer card. Peering over her shoulder at the screen, I said, "There's part of the problem. It shows my birth date as 12/31/1899."
"That's right," my husband chimed in. "She was born in June, not December."
--M. Patricia Capin

44. At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he would need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered.
When he explained his dilemma to the passport agent, the response was less than helpful. "It's all right," the agent said. "Just bring a notarized affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."
--Elgarda Ashliman

War Stories
45. Short and baby-faced, my buddy Wiggins had trouble being taken seriously in the Army. A mustache, he assumed, would fix that. He was wrong.
"Wiggins!" bellowed our drill instructor after spotting the growth during inspection. "What's so special about your nose that it's got to be underlined?"
--K. Trott

46. While my husband was stationed overseas, our four-year-old daughter decided that she needed a baby brother.
"Good idea," I told her. "But don't you think we should wait till your father's home?"
She had a better idea. "Why don't we just surprise him?"
--Kay Schmidt

47. During basic training, our drill sergeant asked all Jewish personnel to make themselves known. Six of us tentatively raised our hands. Much to our relief, we were given the day off for Rosh Hashanah.
A few days later, in anticipation of Yom Kippur, the sergeant again asked for all Jewish personnel to identify themselves. This time, every soldier raised his hand. "Only those who were Jewish last week can be Jewish this week," declared the sergeant.
--Allen Israel

48. Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him.
"I'm going to be away for a long time," I told him. "I'm going to Iraq."
"Why?" he asked. "Don't you know there's a war going on over there?"
--Thomas Cioppa

49. When I worked as a medical intern in a hospital, one of my patients was an elderly man with a thick accent. It took a while before I understood that he had no health insurance. Since he was a World War II vet, I had him transported to a VA hospital, where he'd be eligible for benefits.
The next day, my patient was back, along with this note from the VA admitting nurse: "Right war, wrong side."
--M. Murray

50. Few people outside the military know what a quartermaster does. So during my aircraft carrier's Family Day, I demonstrated a procedure called semaphore-I grabbed my flags and signaled an imaginary boat.
When finished, I pointed to a little girl in front and asked, "Now do you know what I do?"
"Yes," she answered. "You're a cheerleader."
--Danny Sullivan

50 Funniest Stories - Part 1

2008-08-31T17:39:00.000-07:00

Ill Defined
1. We were really confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, a colleague came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."
Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with the doctor. After listening to the tape, he shook his head.
"This man," he said, translating for her, "has fallen from a tree."
--Patricia Longbottom

2. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found an elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet-who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, I asked if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
--Patsy R. Dancey

3. One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell him to fill it up in the bathroom. A few minutes later, he returned to my nurse's station with an empty cup.
"I didn't need this after all," he said. "There was a toilet in there."
--Linda Feikle

4. I was already a nervous wreck about my upcoming surgery. It didn't help matters when the admitting nurse asked me, "Have you had a hysterectomy before?"
--Terry Wisener

Do the Right Thing
5. Watching a movie recently, I couldn't hear the dialogue over the chatter of the two women in front of me. Unable to bear it any longer, I tapped one of them on the shoulder. "Excuse me," I said. "I can't hear."
"I should hope not," she answered. "This is a private conversation."
--David Carver

6. My husband decided to install a light switch in our master bedroom. Cutting into the wall, he discovered a stash of bottles and boxes.
"Honey!" he called excitedly. "Come see what I found!"
I ran in and quickly realized that his next task would be to fix the hole he had made in the back of our medicine cabinet.
--Nola Pirart

Wedded Blitz
7. The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the new earrings my husband had given me.
"Those must be real diamonds," she said.
"Yes," I said. "How could you tell?"
"Because," she said, "no one buys fake diamonds that small."
--Deborah Caudell

8. When a woman in my office recently became engaged, a colleague offered her some advice. "The first ten years are the hardest," she said.
"How long have you been married?" I asked.
"Ten years," she replied.
--Tonya Winter

9. "What is that sound?" a woman visiting our nature center asked.
"It's the frogs trilling for a mate," Patti, the naturalist, explained. "We have a pair in the science room. But they've been together for so long, they no longer sing to each other."
The woman nodded sympathetically. "The trill is gone."
--KathyJo Townson

10. We rushed our four-year-old son, Ben, to the emergency room with a terrible cough, high fever, and vomiting. The doctor did an exam, then asked Ben what bothered him the most. After thinking it over, Ben said hoarsely, "I would have to say my little sister."
--Angela Schmid

11. "Once in Virginia," said a speaker who had received an introduction that promised more than he felt he could deliver, "I passed a small church displaying a large sign. It read 'Annual Strawberry Festival' and, below in small letters, 'On account of the Depression, prunes will be served.'"
--Boston Transcript

12. The best advice I ever received came to me from my ensign when I was a Wave at boot camp. She told me, "To stay out of trouble, say 'Yes, sir' all day and 'No, sir' all night."
--Anonymous

13. A friend and I were hitchhiking, but no one would stop. "Maybe it's our long hair," I joked. With that, my friend scrawled on a piece of cardboard: "Going to the barber's." Within seconds we had our ride.
--Raymond Butkus

14. A male friend of mine, an engineer at an aircraft company, works for a woman supervisor. An active member of women's lib groups, she often shows up at work wearing buttons featuring feminist slogans. One day, her latest button, "Adam was a rough draft," proved too much for my friend. The next day, he showed up at work sporting his own button: "Eve was no prime rib."
--Phyllis Reely

15. The teacher in one of our local grade schools was showing a copy of the Declaration of Independence to her pupils. It passed from desk to desk and finally to Luigi, a first-generation American. The boy studied the document reverently. Then, before passing it on, he gravely added his own signature.
--Katherine T. Floyd

16. On the way back from a Cub Scouts meeting, my grandson asked my son the question. "Dad, I know that babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" he asked innocently.
After my son hemmed and hawed for a while, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust. "You don't have to make something up, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer."
--Harry Neidig

17. Driving with my two young boys to a funeral, I tried to prepare them by talking about burial and what we believe happens after death. The boys behaved well during the service. But at the gravesite, I discovered my explanations weren't as thorough as I'd thought. In a loud voice, my four-year-old asked, "Mom?"
"Yes," I whispered.
"What's in the box?"
--Ginny Richards

18. A family was celebrating their daughter's fifth birthday at a local restaurant when the little girl's father noticed her looking sadly at a moose head on the wall.
Someone had placed a party hat on its head. Her father knelt beside her and explained why some people hunt animals.
"I know all that," the child sobbed. "But why did they have to shoot him at his birthday party?"
--Jerry Bundick

19. On the last night of our childbirth classes, our teacher took us to see the maternity center.
We were gathered by the door when a woman, clearly in labor, and her nervous husband came rushing in.
When he saw our group of pregnant women, he panicked: "Oh, my God. Look at the size of that line!"
--Rachel Zeboski

20. We had just finished listening to an old Simon and Garfunkel tune when my young daughter asked, "Well, did he?"
"Did he what?" I asked back.
"Did Parsley save Rosemary in time?"
--Ron Pearce

21. A woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy along with her seven-year-old son. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"
"What do you say?" she said.
He replied, "You're thin and beautiful."
The woman reached into her purse and gave her son the money. --Mercury Nickse

On The Clock
22. When a nun collapsed in the sales representative's office at our time-share resort, the rep ran to the front-desk manager.
"Two nuns walked into the sales office, and one of them fainted!" she yelled breathlessly.
Unfazed, the manager just looked at her.
"Well," said the rep, "aren't you going to do anything?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the punch line."
--Donna Caplan

23. Although desperate for work, I passed on a job that I'd found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator. Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."
--Michael Leamons

24. My first job was wrapping hams at a meatpacking plant. One day, I was heading out the main gate right behind a woman who was rather rotund. Or so I thought.
Just as she passed the guard shack, a ham dropped from her skirt. Before the guard could react, she wheeled around, shouting, "All right, who threw the ham?"
--Roger Schoen

25. While I was shopping in a pharmacy, a couple of teenagers came in. They were dressed in leather, chains, and safety pins. The boy had blue and purple spiked hair and the girl's hair was bright yellow. Suddenly the boy picked up a pair of sunglasses and tried them on. "What do you think?" he asked his girlfriend.
"Take them off!" she howled. "They make you look ridiculous."
--Audrey Kelly

animals' world

2008-08-26T00:59:00.001-07:00

ForEveR frIenD

2008-08-20T08:49:00.000-07:00

Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

This is Forever Friendship.
When you're down,
and the world seems dark and empty,
Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit
and makes that dark and empty world
suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets you through
the hard times, the sad times,
and the confused times.
Your forever friend holds your hand
and tells you that
everything is going to be okay.
And if you find such a friend,
you feel happy and complete,
because you need not worry.
You have a forever friend for life,
and forever has no end.

Cute Season

2008-07-30T02:21:00.000-07:00

Aiyaya...lol.....people act cute..animal also will act cute....hahaha.

Animal act Cute season.....muahahaha....enjoy the picture below.....

Really CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn....haha. sorry sorry...so many sleepy animal also cause me wan to sleep. hiak hiak...anyway

Do leave ur comment..no....must leave ur comment if u got visit this blog okie??

please la...hahaha. support 5B...support me. Till now. buai~~~~~~

笑一笑

2008-07-28T08:28:00.001-07:00

◎ㄚ嬤
一個ㄚ嬤坐上計程車，說要到市立殯儀館.....
當車子接近殯儀館的時候...

車上的無線電突然傳出聲音：
五么拐！！五么拐！！聽到請回答！！

ㄚ嬤聽到之後，死命的抱住司機的頭：
有妖怪啊！緊放我下車.......(台語)

◎隨堂小考--
一次國文隨堂小考，國文老師出了幾題成語填充題，想考考大家成語的程度....
其中有一題題目是這樣的：＿＿肉＿＿食
正確答案是：弱肉強食
ㄚ銘想不出答案，居然寫下這樣的答案：

豬肉定食

◎大貓追蛇--
大貓追蛇，一不小心，讓蛇竄到水裡去了。
於是大貓耐心地趴在河邊守侯。過了許久，爬上來一隻烏龜，大貓立即按住牠並說：
「還想跑？穿上背心我也認得你啦！」

◎分手的理由--
一個有錢的男朋友問女友：
「如果我沒有錢，妳還會愛我嗎？」

女友深情款款地回答：
「你有沒有錢，跟我愛不愛你一點關係也沒有啊！」

男友聽了非常感動，把女友抱在懷裡，但這時聽到女友說：
「這不是跟我們分手才有關係嗎？」

◎天體營--
新聞報導，台灣北海岸最近出現天體營。
老婆感嘆地說：「唉！以前我也有不穿衣服的本錢呢」
老公更感嘆地說：「現在妳連穿衣服的本錢都沒有了！」
老婆：「……」

◎酸言酸語--
夫：哇哩！妳買那麼貴的胸罩幹嘛？妳根本沒什麼胸部嘛！
妻：ㄛ∼照你這麼說，那你買內褲的錢也都可以統統省下來啦。
夫：……………

◎親愛的--
老王受邀到老李家中作客…
在老李家中，只見老李都以「親愛的」來稱呼老婆。
老王見狀很感動的對老李說：
「你真的是不容易耶！結婚快10年了，你還是這樣甜蜜的稱呼你太太…」
「其實，」老李小聲的說：
「我忘記她名字很久了說…」

◎科學小飛俠--
我朋友他跟他同學開車出去玩,結果先在花蓮撞到山壁
結果擋風玻璃碎掉,沒辦法,只好把玻璃踹掉嚕
結果開一開突然下雨,受不了,開車的只好穿上雨衣...
更白爛的是,他們還開上高速公路...
駕駛被雨水打的眼睛張不開,只好再帶上安全帽
最後通過收費站的時候... 當然被警察欄下來嚕
警察一看到忍不住大笑:
'ㄟ,快來看! 我抓到科學小飛俠耶!'

◎捐血--
吃素的甲趁午休去捐血，但血怎樣都抽不出來，此時聽到護士緊張地大喊：
「有人吃素嗎？」

甲心想難道吃素捐血會怎樣嗎？馬上喊：
「我..我..我吃素！」

沒想到護士看看甲，疑惑地說：
「這位先生，我們同事在訂便當，關你什麼事？」

◎警犬 --
王太太在報紙上看到有優良品種的警犬出售，於是寄出支票購買。
數日後，發現送來的竟是瘦弱的雜種犬，不禁生氣的打電話去罵登廣告的人。
王太太：「這是那門子的警犬ㄚ，一點都不像。」
「你也看不出來，對不對？」
對方辯解道：「坦白跟你說好了，其實他是一隻便衣警犬，很善於偽裝身份」

◎晚飯--
老婆自從做家庭主婦後
精神鬱卒，脾氣很不爽
有一天老公下班回來
看見老婆在炒菜！
老公從後面摟著老婆
溫柔的說:親愛的！今晚我們吃什麼？
老婆很兇的說:甲賽啦！
老公很洩氣得拿著報紙去坐馬桶....
老婆心想:老公上班也辛苦，剛才的態度真不該！
於是....就到浴室門口敲門
說:老公！你在做什麼呀！
老公語氣粉冷的說...

我在做晚飯！

◎逛夜市--
前幾天去逛夜市...
經過一個賣童裝的地攤
只看到一個五六十歲的歐里桑大聲對著手機在調貨
' 喂~~ 喂~~~阿榮喔... 我這邊有幾款衣服賣完了...
對啦~~~就素那個...
藍貓... ....我要三件...
粉紅貓... 我要五件...
閃電鼠... 這賣得最好啦... 幫我拿十件過來...
要快一點喔~~~ ByeBye'

不會吧... 我每天都有看電視耶...
怎麼不知道現在流行這幾種卡通人物... 聽都沒聽過~~
難道我真的落伍了嗎~~
結果等到老板把貨調來仔細一瞧.....
~~~ 原來....

藍貓 = 小叮噹
粉紅貓 = Hello Kitty
閃電鼠 = 皮卡丘

◎情敵--
甲乙兩女同時暗戀一男，甲女生日時，收到一卡片
打開一看竟是乙女送的，上面寫：
「能讓妳老一歲，花點錢算什麼！」
同年當乙女生日時，收到一盒乳酪蛋糕
吃完了竟有一張卡片，上面寫：
「能讓妳老一歲又胖一點，花再多錢也不算什麼！」

◎作弊--
大居在國小任教,長的人高馬大.威風凜凜,只是一緊張講話就會口吃.
一次監考,他發現有一個學生在看小抄.
他氣急敗壞的指著作弊學生吼道:
'你……你……你……你……你……你……你……你……你……竟敢作弊,
給我站起來.'
語畢,九個學生站了起來……

◎GYY新聞快報--
新聞快報：
「一架兩人座飛機在雲南附近墜毀。截至目前為止，
該區的消防隊已經在現場找到超過300具的屍體！
並且仍在持續挖掘中。飛機墜落地點，據信在一公墓附近。」

◎孩子的邏輯 --
下班途中，順道買塊香雞排回家充飢。老闆娘是一位親切的少婦，熟練的將油鍋中
各種食材炸得香脆。等待時，一對五六歲的小兄弟走進來，用稚嫩的童聲大喊：
「老闆娘！我要三十元的薯條，分成三份喔！」
老闆娘不解地問：「你們才兩個人，為什麼要分成三份？」較年長的孩子說：
「因為我媽媽也要吃！」
周圍的顧客不禁泛起激賞的微笑，佩服兩兄弟年紀小卻有如此孝心...
不料那孩子卻接著說：
「若裝成一包，媽媽會吃很快！」

◎罵人的藝術--
街上一個女生正在罵男朋友：
「你這個單細胞生物、爛浮游綠藻、兩棲爬蟲類、尖嘴猴腮、最差勁的男人！」
男友回答：「難道我都沒有優點嗎？」
女友：「妳難道沒有發現，你一直在進化嗎？」

◎秤體重--
妻子站在秤上高興地對丈夫說：
”親愛的，快來看我體重少了兩公斤．”
”親愛的，那是因為妳還沒有化妝．”

◎安全帽--
小白這天去換駕照，路經一個十字路口時，瞧見有位媽媽背著一個小孩
前面還載一個大一點的小孩被條子攔下來…
條子說：「這位太太，你的小孩沒帶安全帽也就算了，你怎麼自已也不戴？這樣說不過去哦。」
媽媽：「小朋友的這麼小買不到ㄇㄟ。」
條子：「但你自已應該要戴啊！」
媽媽：「我戴幹嘛？萬一我的孩子出了什麼事，我也不想活了！」
條子：「……　@_@　……」

◎不准叫媽--
一個調皮又淘氣的小朋友，到了晚上，怎麼說都不肯睡，一下子，媽媽要吃東
西，一下子，媽媽要玩玩具，媽媽長ㄡ....媽媽短的，媽媽真的感到很煩，打發
他之後，終於躺下乖乖的睡覺，媽媽在離開房間之前又對他說，不准起床再叫
媽媽，否則要處罰你，他也很乖的睡了一陣子，然後他終於忍不住了，爬起來
往門口望望，小聲的對著他媽媽說：“『張太太』，我想喝水耶.....”

◎最大坨的--
一日，母親和她的胖女兒談話............
胖女兒：媽！你為什麼把我生得那麼胖，害我都沒有人追！
我看，我乾脆下海算了！
母：你要下海？？？？那我看那些男人就要上岸了！
胖女兒：媽！你怎麼這麼說！！那.....我不要活了！
我要自殺！我要把自己燒成灰，讓你永遠認不出我來！！！
母：哈！！我怎麼可能認不出你。只要找最大坨的灰就是啦！

◎班花選拔--
某系正在選拔班花，恐龍級的彩萍正在發表參選政見：
「如果我當選班花，10年後妳們就可以跟老公說，
我大學時比系上的班花還漂亮，娶到我是你賺到了。」
彩萍高票當選。

◎平淡的約會--
兩位素未謀面的男女初次約會，一晚平淡無話。
最後這位男士終於悶得受不了，暗地安排朋友打電話來餐廳找他。
接完電話，他回到座位，神色哀淒地對女伴說：
「我接到一個不好的消息，我祖母剛剛過世了，我得趕快回去處理。」
「謝天謝地！」她答道：「如果你的祖母再不過世，我的祖母就得過世了！」
　

◎兩隻牛

上次看到兩隻牛在說悄悄話

(ps.如果你有注意過應該都知道動物在沒有人的時候都會偷偷的說話吧???)

甲牛問乙牛說: 噎!!這草好不好吃阿

乙牛說: 我吃吃看

結果乙牛吃了就說了句: 草莓味

甲牛不相信的說: 騙笑噎!!!!草怎麼可能有草莓味!!!!

於是他就自己吃了一口說: 幹!!!一點味道都沒有阿!!!!

乙牛就說: 所以我才說“草沒味”阿!!!!

We Should Be Thankful

2008-07-17T06:43:00.000-07:00

Ah Beng

2008-07-13T23:18:00.000-07:00

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'.

Ah Beng: I am a proud, because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'.
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng: 'I was watching TV news.'

Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'you will go to jail'.

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.

LOL.
AH BENG!

Sit properly

2008-07-13T08:53:00.000-07:00

Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All students are required to learn how to sit properly before you end up above. LOL. i'll be laughing till i fall if u kena this. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

4 Months Left

2008-07-11T08:35:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow’s schedule: Go to school early morning, lead your mama or papa to your class, teacher either complains or compliments on you, get your report card, go back home. What a day, lol. Guess we’ll be saying a lot of “Hello aunty! Long time no see.” or “Hello uncle!”.

Here are some petrol price-related pictures. Should help give you a laugh and lighten your hearts while you pay for your petrol bills with heavy hearts (when you have your driving license).

This is what happens when petrol price still increases:-

Lastly, here’s a cool video which I love very much:-

Anyband’s Talk Play Love. Coolness.

Enjoy!

Have a nice day everyone.

Laugh of the Day. Muahahahaha

2008-07-06T22:32:00.000-07:00

NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S...........^.^
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

心理測驗

2008-07-05T09:53:00.000-07:00

溫柔，是男人迷惑女人的技倆；
溫柔，是女人吸引男人的內涵；
溫柔，是母親孕育胎兒的心情；
溫柔，是你我都想面對的神態；
妳（你）,溫柔嗎？
透過以下的探測，妳（你）將更了解自己。

Q1.你曾以哪一種姿態,瞻仰下著小雨的天空?
(A)倚窗佇立,抱胸抬眼
(B)仰身或坐著,手肘拄窗,雙掌托腮

Q2.小皮球落入你家院子,妳會如何?
(C)彎腰拾起,拋給院外撿球的孩童
(D)打開院子的門,讓孩童進來撿拾

測驗類別

(1)選A.C
(2)選A.D
(3)選B.C
(4)選B.D

★測驗分析★

選(1)的人

有著距離式的溫柔，是平靜的，是不給壓力的，
是不望回報不求讚賞的，
只要對方因為你得溫柔而過的更好，你就滿足了，
這樣的你，待人體諒處事無爭，
溫柔的應對，是由衷的顯露.

選(2)的人

有著互動式的溫柔，在付出溫柔時，
也會想要得到對方的溫柔，
這樣的溫柔，懷著期盼，隱含需求，
難免會給對方壓力，
這樣的你，可以為了對方而變得很溫，
雖然不失真誠，卻也難免虛偽矯飾。

選(3)的人

有著被動式的溫柔，總是期盼，總在等待，
非得對方有所表現才會給予回應，
這樣的溫柔裡，有著孩子般純真依賴的心情，
帶些稚氣卻又不失女人味，
這樣的你，配合度好，逢迎度高，
常會溫柔中失去一些特質.

選(4)的人

有著附和式的溫柔，會為了一些人或一些事而令自己溫柔，
這樣的溫柔，需要對方主導，
有賴別人配合，不失需索的心態，
有點演戲的調調，卻也由衷，
這樣的你，有著女人的嬌蠻，孩子的依賴，
是個需要男人疼愛的女人

選你喜歡的照片，測你的愛情

從兒時到現在，每個人都會有很多不同類型、不同時期的照片吧，那麼選選你喜歡的照片，測測自己的愛情吧！（單選題，只能選你的最愛哦）

A 集體畢業合照
B 個人藝術照、寫真
C 在自然風景區或戶外活動照
D 全家福、和親人的合照
E 童年的照片

選A的你是個懷舊、念舊情的人。你喜歡的戀情是那種朦朧的、青澀的、不帶什麼雜質的愛情吧，
比如學生時代的戀情，也許只是對方的一個眼神，嘴角的一個微笑，就能讓你心馳神往，春心蕩漾。

選B的你比較自信，很注重外在的美，你需要的可能並不是平等的愛情，你更喜歡異性的崇拜、追求，
戀愛中的你也不會完全向對方敞開自己的心扉，而且稍稍有點自戀傾向哦。

選C的你是個樂天派，性格活潑，善于和人相處，所以和戀人相處也不錯，可是即使對方是你很愛的人，
你也要求充分的自由，足夠的個人空間，如果對方太霸道，你甯願放棄愛情，也不會失去自己。

選D的你是個成熟體貼的人。家庭觀念比較重，談戀愛也比較認真，希望你的戀愛對象是忠實的人，
適合和自己過一輩子。在戀愛中你扮演的角色也是親人一樣的戀人，讓對方有安全感，甚至有些依賴性。
所以不要太過頭哦，適度最好了。

選E的你是個單純、善良的人。往往覺得戀愛是複雜又費力的事，這樣的你即使戀愛，也是欠成熟的女孩、男孩，
常會和對方撒嬌，讓對方總是懷著愛意地埋怨“你是長不大的孩子”。
你最渴望的愛情是和那種鄰家男孩（女孩）間的戀情，親切、單純而平實，如汩汩

FireMent (Clement)

2008-07-03T00:10:00.001-07:00

Lol...everyone keep asking me why i put my name FireMent or why choose the name FireMent??? Well below will be a little explanation about this thing.

Beholded.....................Clement....FireMent Showing off. hahahaha.

Fire on and ready to pose..hahaha.

Nice nice...ha?? already take picture hia??

Do not try this at home. Extra dangerous...wan to learn more find me. ^^

父亲节快乐

2008-06-14T07:40:00.000-07:00

有4个小孩在一起谈论着自己的爸爸。
第一个小孩说：“我爸爸是大医师，转了许多钱，我们住在大别墅里。”
第二个小孩说：“我爸爸是名律师，许多达官贵人都是我们的座上客。”
第三个小孩说：“我爸爸开了大公司，还有许多分公司，公司里的职员有上百人呢。”
第四个小孩满脸满足地说：“我的爸爸天天都和我在一起！”

有一个人在沙漠中行走，回头一看，尽然有四个脚印，正当他纳闷的时候，天空传来了他老爸的声音：“儿子啊！另外两个脚印是我的，我随时都与你同在。”
当他走得筋疲力竭，已快走不动了，回头一看，只剩两个脚印，忍不住抱怨老爸竟然离他而去，此时又传来了老爸的声音：“儿子啊！那两个脚印是我的，你早就走不动了，是我抱着你走的！”

幸福点数：在孩子的心目中，最伟大的爸爸不是拥有多少财产和权势，而是能常常陪伴在他们的身边。

Happy Father's Day, everyone ：）

最最強的笑話

2008-06-13T08:36:00.000-07:00

【分享】當今中國大陸最最最強的笑話

一人在辦公室老是放響屁，同事忍不住說：你放屁能不能不要出聲？
後來便見他坐在那搖來晃去抖個不停，問：你幹什麼？
回答說：我調成振動的了。

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兒子每晚要和媽媽睡。媽說：你長大了娶了媳婦也和媽睡呀？
兒答：嗯！
媽說：那你媳婦怎麼辦？
兒說：讓她跟爸睡。
爸聽後激動的說：這孩子從小就懂事！

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一條警犬看到馬路上過來一條普通狗，就氣勢凶凶地跑去質問它：我是警犬，
你是什麼東西？普通狗不屑一顧地看看它說：蠢貨，看清楚點，我是便衣！

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局長與科長共乘電梯，局長放一屁後對科長說：你放屁了。
科長說：不是我放的，
不久科長被免職。局長在會上說：屁大的事你都擔待不起，要你何用？

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食人族父子打獵，其子擒一瘦子，其父曰：放，沒肉！
其子又擒一胖子，其父曰：放，太膩！
其子又擒一美女，其父曰：帶回家，晚上把你媽吃了！

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大熊貓生日，吹滅生日蠟燭後，朋友們問它，許了什麼願望。
大熊貓回答說：我這輩子有２個最大的願望，
一個是希望能把我的黑眼圈治好，還有一個嘛！就是希望我也能照張彩色照片。

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兩隻青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一隻蛤蟆。公青蛙見狀大怒說：賤人！
怎麼回事？母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我去整過容啦！

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鴨子和螃蟹賽跑，一起到達終點，難分勝負。裁判說：你們來個剪刀石頭布吧？
鴨子大怒：媽的！算計我呀？我一出是布，他總是出剪刀哩！

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狗對熊說：嫁給我吧，我會給你幸福的。熊?：才不要呢，嫁給你只會生狗熊，
我要去嫁給貓，生個熊貓才尊貴呢！

another 5B product

2008-06-09T07:51:00.000-07:00

if anyone here who watch this appreciate friendship and my work...please do leave a comment so i know u had watched it and understand it. for those who think it is blur pls go to this site------http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L49FRErK5gI -----------and put fullscreen.. thanks

Dear Classmates

2008-06-08T03:03:00.001-07:00

I've noticed more and more people have started to blog. It means you own a Blogger profile, which also means you can contribute to our dear class blog here.

Leave your email address here and Vivian will add you up!

Cheers :D

Oh, and happy birthday, Vivian!

Spongebob Is So Famous

2008-05-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

He is so famous that...

Even ahpek loves him.

布告栏

2008-05-22T07:07:00.000-07:00

不久之前

我们blok kilat的班级终于拥有了全新的布告栏

在空置了几个礼拜之后

我们5B尝到了整洁比赛最后一名的滋味

嘿..嘿..嘿..

这次比赛成绩只有四十几分的原因是:

1.教师桌位没有花 -_____-

2.布告栏空空滴 x_____x

3.垃圾桶满满满 >_____<

4.上课情况吵杂 ?_____?

所以咯..

kutu乘wesak day和kumbang特地去了学校布置5B的布告栏噜~

结果请看照片~

不大协调的感觉对不对?[另外半边uncomplete]

班上同学们的玉照拼成的爱心像爱心?

[DonE By--> kutu n kumbang] [sPonSor By--> clement n kutu]

5B是我的天堂也是你们的对吧?

爱你们~

Answer This Survey!

2008-05-21T01:36:00.000-07:00

Hello. This is Doctor Tonyong :) I would like to do a survey of our class, shall we? Haha... This is a really simple survey. Just write down what do you think or describe about everyone in our class in not less than 8 words. How easy is that!

If you’re out of ideas what to write, here are some ideas to provoke your mind by Doctor Tonyong.

Alison – An intelligent girl who is also very ham sup.

Amelia – Our big boss in class who takes care of us a lot.

Andy – The pro DotA player who is good in studies.

Ah Beng – Loves to bully people yet kena bullied too.

Ah Huat – Never will understand what is he trying to say :S

Ah Jee – Good in studies and plays DotA and Maple.

Bee Yian – Quite a hardworking girl and has a long silky hair.

Carlson – A responsible person and helpful to teachers.

Chai Seoh – Different from others, she likes Chinese Literature.

Chai Yong – Probably the most quiet person in our class :X

Choon Ju – Shooting in exams is her best talent as a ‘spring pig’.

Cyndi – Cute, pretty, friendly, everyone must make friend with her.

Clement – A stalker who is good in studies and cruel. (He stalked me that day leh)

Eric – Always siao siao one lor, yeah lor yeah lor.

Fanny – She walks only a few steps to school everyday.

Gek Ying – Loves to act cute, has asthma and very evil ;D

Grace – My star, my idol, my friend, my everything. (LOL)

Hua Yong – An annoying ‘small white face’ who plays the piano.

Jia Wen – Good in swimming and good in studies too.

Jolina – A jovial girl who is number one in the class.

Jyh Wen – Teachers tend to mix his name with Jia Wen's.

Pair Ing – My beloved ‘se mi mi shi fu’ (色迷迷师傅).

Pei Chi – A pervert who likes to molest me all the time = =

Shiang Wei – She loves loves loves loves loves loves ***n!

Shirley – A very hardworking girl who is also good in Wushu.

Siew Zhen – Loves Winnie The Pooh till she wants to marry him someday.

Simon – A flowery-hearted guy who is very noisy in class.

Sun Zek – Unpredictable, he is nice ONLY when he is in a good mood.

Terry – Pro in studies, pro in hacking and pro in idc-ing.

Tonyong – (Too c*te to be described, LOL)

Vernon – A boy who loves beauty, ha ha ha. (Exactly 8 words)

Vivian – The cutest money collector of the whole school ;D

Wan Joo – A popular girl in class who loves being in the center of attention.

Wern Kang – Loves mangas a lot and maybe hentais as well.

Zhi Hao – Hardly hear what is he saying, but he is a shuffler.

I hope I did not offended anyone. So please and tolong take some time to do this survey as holidays are coming soon. Will convey the results when everyone (I hope) answer this survey. Who knows Vivian might put this up on the notice board behind our class. Anyway, don’t asyik play play during the holidays :D

My contribution towards 5B

2008-05-08T03:29:00.001-07:00

act cute?! 5B是王!

2008-05-03T13:40:00.000-07:00

5B班的大家都很口爱口爱滴

拍照时当然统统都要秀出来咯~ ^^"

来来来..

来看看大家到底有多~口爱哈~...

首先..灯灯灯灯!这是本班滴act cute达人..其实她本人也是很口爱的啦.. :)

咳..连TEDDY也.. =="

历久不衰的pose..

kutu也要~ kutu也要~

cute cute的cyndi我们看得多了可是隔壁的阿斌哥会这样嘞..真是千载难逢的画面哪~^^"

我们口不口爱哇? ^^

最后..为大家献上gay simon ft. gay andy..

谢谢大家~

U dun noe anti-lanun gang?

2008-04-20T14:47:00.000-07:00

anti lanun gang驾到!! =="
自2008年一月份成立至今已有四个月了
成员们不是帅哥就是俊男 [呕吐x3]
而且都有很可爱的个性噢!

陈mian mian很会撒娇有时会有点吵
vernon很爱帅很怀疑镜子会不会被他照破
andy最近有点gay 本人有点怕
发很caring 但最近也很gay
terry的话..就这样子酷酷的
致文还很新我不大懂他
simon叻呵呵..我更不懂他了
jee n carlson.. 表问我我不知道 T_T
他们说jee是orang tengah
carlson是head prirate =="

至于这个gang成立的main purpose本人就不大清楚了
caution: member restricted to anti-lanun gang

HaPi sEXY SEveNTeen 2 Teddy~

2008-04-16T23:50:00.000-07:00

星座壓力

2008-04-10T03:59:00.000-07:00

★ 牡羊座 ★
牡羊座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 -----
性急的牡羊座無法忍受別人「慢吞吞」的，對於急著想要知道的結果，如果遲遲沒有辦法得到答案，牡羊座除了表現得不耐煩，更會痛恨這種「懸而未決」的壓力。
凡事求快的牡羊座如果沒有辦法增加自己的耐心，很容易就像是座火山，痛快地爆發自己的情緒，讓身旁的人嚇一跳。
哪些星座最容易給牡羊座壓力 -----
習慣把自己情緒隱藏起來的巨蟹座，總是搖擺不定卻又不表態的天秤座，以及做事一板一眼的摩羯座，最容易給牡羊座壓力。
哪些星座容易幫助牡羊座紓解壓力 -----
開朗樂觀的射手座常常讓牡羊座有「反正天塌下來也有人頂著」的想法，和射手座相處也就顯得自在多了。
而獅子座沉穩的表現，可讓動不動就感到煩悶的牡羊座獲得信心。
牡羊座的壓力徵兆 -----
當牡羊座說話愈來愈大聲，並且不太想去聽別人的解釋說法，往往是牡羊座要「發作」的徵兆！
需要再三研修「情緒管理」學分的牡羊座，一旦覺得被人綁手綁腳，感到不舒服，這往往是壓力即將超過警戒線的徵兆。
牡羊座最易用什麼型式發洩 -----
大聲吼叫常是牡羊座最直接發洩情緒的方法。
牡羊座的抗壓與減壓祕方 -----
牡羊座是無法抵檔壓力的，一有壓力就會頭痛！與其自我壓抑，不如讓情緒收放自如，這更有助於減壓。

★ 金牛座 ★
金牛座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力! -----
當發生令金牛座想破頭卻想不通的問題時，就會讓金牛座感到壓力重重。
有自我壓抑傾向的金牛座沒有辦法忍受別人在旁邊不斷催促，金牛座需要有時間來讓自己好好地思考，才能夠想得清楚。
哪些星座最容易給金牛座壓力 ----
牡羊座，雙子座和射手座最容易帶給金牛座壓力。
金牛座不喜歡牡羊座粗枝大葉的態度；想到就做、常常變來變去的雙子座更讓金牛座感到緊張，而沒有責任感的射手座，常給金牛座一些意想不到的狀況，更惹得金牛座壓力重重。
哪些星座容易幫助金牛座紓解壓力 ----
做事細心而且設想周到的處女座，以及腳踏實地，認真負責的摩羯座，和他們在一起可以讓金牛座覺得很放心。
金牛座的壓力徵兆 ----
當金牛座一個人悶著不想和別人說話時，正是牛兒受不了壓力而在鑽牛角尖的徵兆，變得不想理人，沒有力氣的金牛座，壓力一觸即發。
金牛座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
金牛座喜歡自己一個人好好靜一靜，其實這只是減緩壓力爆發的消極方法罷了；當金牛座悶不吭聲的時候，正是牛兒在發洩牛脾氣。 !
金牛座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
找人好好談談，會讓金牛座好過些，很多事情積壓在體內只會讓自己生病而已。

★ 雙子座 ★
雙子座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
對於新事物很感興趣的雙子座，最容易引發「資訊焦慮症」！也就是當雙子座發現竟然有些事情自己不知道，或是別人在說的話題他完全插不上嘴的時候，雙子座的壓力就來啦。
哪些星座最容易給雙子座壓力 ----
處女座和雙魚座最容易帶給雙子座壓力。
處女座喜歡批判別人，挑剔缺點的個性，很讓雙子座受不了，尤其言辭犀利的處女座，更讓雙子座很受傷。
缺乏主見的雙魚座，和雙子座說話常牛頭不對馬嘴，雙魚座的碎碎唸會逼得雙子座想要逃跑。
哪些星座容易幫助雙子座紓解壓力 ----
天秤座和水瓶座可為雙子座紓解壓力。
天秤座和雙子座同樣都屬於頭腦靈活型的，而水瓶座有時會有連雙子座都想不到的點子，讓雙子座常常有撿到寶的驚喜。
雙子座的壓力徵兆 ----
當雙子座說話變成鬥嘴的時候，或是擺出一副焦躁不安的死樣子，都在說明著雙子座正在承受著壓力！
雙子座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
滔滔不絕地雄辯是雙子座發洩壓力的方法，透過不斷地和人講話，可? H! 讓雙子感到放鬆。
雙子座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
建議雙子座最好鍛鍊自己的氣度，並且培養幽默感，不要盡做些表面功夫的事情。

★ 巨蟹座 ★
巨蟹座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
當巨蟹座失去安全感，或受到委屈時，很容易讓自己陷入壓力當中。
巨蟹座對於不熟悉的人事物需要有一段適應期，如果不能讓巨蟹座有充足的時間來調適將會造成蟹子的「水土不服」。
哪些星座最容易給巨蟹座壓力 ----
牡羊座，天秤座和水瓶座，容易帶給巨蟹座壓力。
動不動就發脾氣的牡羊座，粗魯地對待巨蟹座，將會造成「水火不容」的超級壓力。
天秤座的理性卻讓巨蟹座覺得冷血無情，而水瓶座的不穩定性，帶給守舊的巨蟹座極大的心理壓力。
哪些星座容易幫助巨蟹座紓解壓力 --
天蠍座，摩羯座和雙魚座可以替巨蟹座減壓。
天蠍座和巨蟹座都具有重感情的特質，讓蟹子覺得格外溫暖。
穩重的摩羯座往往能夠帶給巨蟹座信心，而雙魚座的柔軟可以讓巨蟹座享受被呵護的擁抱。
巨蟹座的壓力徵兆 ----
向來好說話的巨蟹座一旦態度轉為比較強硬時，就是巨蟹座表現出正受到壓力的開始。
巨蟹座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
巨蟹座需要找到一個能夠聽蟹子發牢騷的人，釋放積壓在心裡的壞情緒。
巨蟹座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
巨蟹座必須要拓展自己的交友圈，並且學習和人做有效的溝通。

★ 獅子座 ★
獅子座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 --
當獅子座覺得局面變成是沒有辦法自己掌握時，一股壓力便來了。
一旦獅子座的自尊心受到挫，或是原有的地位受到挑釁，都會讓獅子 ? y壓力竄升。
獅子座喜歡被人捧著的感覺，如果突然失去愛戴的群眾，獅子座很難掩飾那種落寞。
哪些星座最容易給獅子座壓力 ----
金牛座和天蠍座最容易給獅子座壓力。
金牛座樸實的作風讓獅子座在牛兒面前再怎麼炫也沒用，讓獅子座顯得很沒趣。
而天蠍座過於誠實地指責獅子座的缺失，無形中增添了獅子座的壓力。
哪些星座容易幫助獅子座紓解壓力 --- -!
射手座和水瓶座容易幫助獅子座紓解壓力。
射手座的熱情正好是獅子座所需要的，而水瓶座獨具的智慧知性，能夠適時地讓獅子座增加自己的勇氣，對解除壓力具有幫助。
獅子座的壓力徵兆 ----
自己想做的受到攔阻，這種壓力讓獅子座最感痛苦；發展受到限制的獅子座，鬱鬱寡歡時，正是壓力的徵兆。
獅子座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
所謂「一山不容二虎」，更何況獅子座自認為是萬獸之王。
如果壓力讓獅子座覺得難受，獅子會義正詞嚴地表達自己的想法，然後離開讓自己壓力重重的「恥辱」，不會做困獸之鬥。
獅子座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
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★ 處女座 ★
處女座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
遇到自己沒有辦法突破的人事物，處女座就會備感壓力。
壓力往往也傳達出某些事實，如果處女座沒有辦法去面對現實，那壓力就會愈來愈沉重。
哪些星座最容易給處女座壓力 ----
牡羊座、雙子座，射手座和水瓶座，容易帶給處女座壓力；其中又以射手座給處女座的壓力最為沉重。
處女座無法忍受射手座的粗枝大葉，隨便亂說話和懶散的個性更是處女座的禁忌。
哪些星座容易幫助處女座紓解壓力 ----
金牛座和摩羯座可幫助處女座紓解。
沉穩的金牛座讓神經質的處女座很安心，而摩羯座的責任感更讓處女座覺得很踏實。
處女座的壓力徵兆 ----
當處女座神色緊張而感到腸胃不舒服時，即是壓力的徵兆。
處女座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
很多處女座會用整理或打掃的方式來發洩壓力。
處女座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
想要有效減壓，處女座必須讓自己認清事實，與當事人進行完善的溝通。
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★ 天秤座 ★
天秤座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
天秤座講究「平衡」，壓力往往讓天秤座的身體和心理不平衡！
過度的疲勞甚至心力交瘁的情況下，這種壓力最容易讓天秤座受不了。
哪些星座最容易給天秤座壓力 ----
巨蟹座和摩羯座最容易給天秤座壓力。
巨蟹座注重感覺，和較容易忽略他人感覺的天秤座相處，很容易就會產生溝通上的問題，這讓天秤座極為煩心。
天秤座受不了摩羯座「說教」的態度，雙方個性上差異太多，兩人思想可說是「南轅北轍」對不到頭。
哪些星座容易幫助天秤座紓解壓力 ----
牡羊座，雙子座和水瓶座可以為天秤座紓解壓力。
乾脆不囉唆的牡羊座，讓不喜歡拖泥帶水的秤子稱心如意。
健談且常有新訊息的雙子座，可以成為天秤座的得力助手，很快地解決許多麻煩事。
和水瓶座相處時，水瓶座帶給天秤座一種輕鬆自在的暢快，頓時讓壓力全消。
天秤座的壓力徵兆 ----
! 心浮氣躁是天秤座的壓力徵兆，嚴重的情況更會優雅盡失，取而代之的是責罵的言語。
天秤座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
「縱慾」是天秤座的發洩型式。
天秤座在壓力當頭時，往往會不顧一切地去縱情享樂。
天秤座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
天秤座要能夠讓自己學會不去逃避，主動正視問題的存在，並且拿出誠意來解決。

★ 天蠍座 ★
天蠍座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
直覺強的天蠍座的特色，易怒的天蠍座只要遭遇令自己不爽的人事物，就會有股火氣忍不住要發出來，情緒處在臨界點的天蠍座，最容易感受到壓力。
「執著」是天蠍座放鬆與壓力的一體兩面，如果所執著的事情到頭來成空，將會對天蠍座造成強大的打擊。
! 哪些星座最容易給天蠍座壓力 ----
牡羊座，獅子座和水瓶座容易帶給天蠍座壓力。
牡羊座的三分鐘熱度常常搞亂了天蠍座的判斷，為天蠍座造成許多生活上的困擾。
標榜自尊心及喜歡擺架子的獅子座，常讓天蠍座嚥不下氣；而自負的水瓶座時常帶給 ? 捙y嚴重且無情的打擊，不知不覺中讓天蠍座遍體鱗傷。
哪些星座容易幫助天蠍座紓解壓力 ----
同樣都屬於水象星座的巨蟹座和雙魚座，可以為天蠍座紓解所面臨的壓力。
很能細膩地感受到對方情? ? 的巨蟹座，常給天蠍座許多安慰；而擅於守候的雙魚座A更讓天蠍座覺得：「如果全世界我也可以放棄，至少還有你值得我去珍惜」。
天蠍座的壓力徵兆 ----
展現出「多疑」的態度，往往是天蠍座面對壓力的徵兆。
因為有壓力，? ? 以不相信別人。
天蠍座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
天蠍座的發洩，不是強悍地進行報復，就是柔弱地用哭來宣洩情緒，發洩型式是直接認真的。
天蠍座 ? 漣傱˙P減壓祕方 --
找個信任的人好好地說出自己的真心話，或是痛痛快快地大哭一場，這些或許能夠達到減壓，但天蠍座要鍛鍊抗壓的體質，就得讓自己對事對人都更理性更圓融些。

★ 射手座 ★
射手座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
雖然說射手座的精力充沛，不過要 ? g手座還無法承受太大的責任，這壓力會讓射手座想一走了之！
哪些星座最容易給射手座壓力 ----
處女座和雙魚座最容易帶給射手座壓力。
因為個性方面的問題，射手座和歇斯底里、自以為是的處女座，相處上總是有許多的摩擦， ? 傿o生對立的緊張氣氛。
而婆婆媽媽的雙魚座在相處上的黏膩感，以及沒個性的死樣子，讓射手座更是壓力十足。
哪些星座容易幫助射手座紓解壓力 ----
同樣屬於火象星座的牡羊座和獅子座，有助? ? 射手座紓解壓力。
牡羊座和射手座兩人都很積極，牡羊座敢說敢做的態度更讓射手座覺得有人可以為自己撐腰。
而獅子座的自信與行事風格穩定，卻又不會過於挑剔，也讓射手座覺得和獅子座在一起，像是吃了一顆定心丸一樣安心。
射手座的壓力徵兆 ----
射手座如果死氣沉沉而話突然變少，從熱情變得陰鬱起來，這些跡象正是射手座面臨壓力的徵兆。
射手座最易用什麼型式發洩 -----
想要發洩的射手座，會讓自己不顧一切地? ? 底解放！
也許是痛痛快快地去做自己愛做的A也許是找些讓自己輕鬆的朋友，盡情瘋一下。
射手座的抗壓與減壓祕方 -----
讓自己用更多角度去看各種人事物，學習三思而後行，或許會讓自己不痛? ? ，卻可以避免逞一時之快所帶來的壓力後患。

★ 摩羯座 ★
摩羯座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
摩羯座很在意旁人的肯定與評價，也認為自己是個重要分子。
一旦摩羯座失去了工作上的優勢，或者不受人重視，甚至出現負面的批評，這些都會讓摩羯座壓力四起。
哪些星座最容易給摩羯座壓力 ----
牡羊座和天秤座最容易給摩羯座壓力。
行為舉止常不經意就大鳴大放的牡羊座，往往造成摩羯座的壓力；做事常反反覆覆的天秤座，做做表面功夫的樣子更是讓摩羯座極為反感。
哪些星座容易幫助摩羯座紓解壓力 -----
金牛座，巨蟹座和處女座，可以為摩羯座紓解壓力。
值得信賴的金牛座，重情重義的巨蟹座和謹慎細心的處女座，很博得摩羯座的好感，也因為金牛座，巨蟹座和處女座對細微處認真用心的特質，讓摩羯座沒有壓力。
摩羯座的壓力徵兆 ----
摩羯座一有壓力就會封閉自己，這種方式讓周圍的人也跟著感受到壓力。
摩羯座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
摩羯座壓力如果過於沉重，會讓摩羯座從穩重轉而成為暴躁，讓人頗感驚訝。
摩羯座會用不斷工作來發洩自己的壓力，也從中去化解不穩定的情緒。
摩羯座的抗壓與減壓祕方 --
想要抗壓，就必須要瞭解壓力所代表的是什麼意義？唯有知道自己不足的地方在哪裡，才能對抗壓力。

★ 水瓶座 ★
水瓶座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 --
水瓶座在個性上喜歡追根究底，如果有事情讓水瓶座無法想得透，或是有人逼迫水瓶座要求妥協，這些都會讓水瓶座感到壓力的重重危機。
哪些星座最容易給水瓶座壓力 ----
金牛座，巨蟹座和天蠍座，最容易給水瓶座壓力。
金牛座受限的性格，令水瓶座無法茍同，尤其在和金牛座溝通上更讓水瓶座感到挫敗。
巨蟹座常會有許多隔閡的地方，使得兩人一碰頭就無話可說；而天蠍座趨向封閉和極端的個性，缺乏公平客觀的態度，造成和水瓶座相處上的壓力。
哪些星座容易幫助水瓶座紓解壓力 ----
雙子座，獅子座和天秤座，可以幫助水瓶座紓解壓力。
雙子座在思想上有許多地方可以和水瓶座產生共鳴，尤其雙方在相處的節奏上很相融。
獅子座的赤子之心往往給水瓶座帶來難得的溫馨，而水瓶座和天秤座總可共享生活上的事物，在生活方式上很 match ，有助於水瓶座減壓。
水瓶座的壓力徵兆< lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: forestgreen"> ----
水瓶座如果臉色發白，四肢無力或是血壓偏低時，這些都是水瓶座的壓力徵兆。
對於壓力的排解，水瓶座有時候較為不注重，由於情緒的起伏不大，當壓力來臨時，最能夠看出徵兆的地方，往往是健康方面。
水瓶座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
水瓶座會讓自己什麼事都不管，一反常態地做些平常不會做的事情。
水瓶座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
事實上，水瓶座面對壓力的應變 ? 鄐O有待加強，好朋友其實是水瓶座不可或缺的抗壓法寶。

★ 雙魚座 ★
雙魚座在什麼情形下最容易感受到壓力 ----
喜歡下承諾的雙魚座，當自己所說的又做不到時，最讓易感受到壓力。
哪些星座最容易給雙魚座壓力 ----
雙子座和獅子座最容易給雙魚座壓力。
雙子座和雙魚座的相處情形，複雜得讓雙魚座也不想要搞懂，因為浮動的氣氛，而帶給雙魚座不確定的焦慮。
缺乏耐性的獅子座，常會說出一語道破讓愛幻想喜歡不切實際的雙魚座挫折，造成雙魚座心理上的沉重壓力。
哪些星座容易幫助雙魚座紓解壓力 ----
同為水象星座的巨蟹座和天蠍座，可以協助雙魚座紓解壓力。
巨蟹座和雙魚座相處，往往靠的不是言語上的溝通，而是彼此都能諒解的情感交流。
而天蠍座的敏感，很容易察覺到雙魚座受傷的心，而適時地為雙魚座做些心理建設。
雙魚座的壓力徵兆 ----
雙魚座一旦壓力大到不是自己可以承受的程度，就會顯出精神不濟，甚至意識萎靡不振的狀態。
懶洋洋和病懨懨的情形，顯示雙魚座正因為壓力而煩悶不安。
雙魚座最易用什麼型式發洩 ----
雙魚座是十二星座裡，抗壓性最弱的星座！一遇到壓力雙魚座的第一個反應就是：退縮。
由於個性上偏向逃避，也讓雙魚座自我發明了逃避的方式：
藉用藥品或飲食上的耽溺來發洩情緒，如猛抽菸，狂喝咖啡或酗酒，甚至於其它違禁藥品。
雙魚座的發洩方式有時傾向自虐或毀滅性，必須要多加留意。
雙魚座的抗壓與減壓祕方 ----
哭固然是正面的減壓方法，但雙魚座要鍛鍊抗壓的體質，最好能夠讓自己學習理性面對人事物，讓自己有分辨是非黑白和善惡的能力，才能夠有效對抗壓力。

2008-04-08T16:31:00.000-07:00

今天...
似乎个个同学都心不在焉滴噢~ ^^"
秀珍阿咪还有FANNY都因为不舒服而提早回家了
蛮闷的

而且!!
又是没有提前通知就要我们去拍照
更惨的是..
要拍个人照!!
天哪~ >_大家都疯了
但还是在'恶势力'下
托着勉强的笑容
拍完了个人照
大部分同学都不大满意呐~
没办法谁想要'BONUS MARK'呢?
你们想知道拍得怎么样
就等吧..
等2008年年刊出了就知道了=="

boh mood-i n g

When its time to graduate

2008-04-07T07:20:00.000-07:00

Moving on and meeting new people
Seems like the most interesting thing
New buddies, new galpals
A whole new world to explore

At first, tears never came and overflowed
All there was was excitement
Laughter, amazement and gladness
For the final year in high school's about to be uncovered

But during the last days, things changed.
Memories and good times of the past shone,
Clouded our minds as we thought of leaving
While all the emotions altogether brewed.

All of a sudden, tear-floods overflowed, unmanageable.
Rivers of crystalline tears mixed with sobs,
Reminiscing the past seemed to be hard.
To grasp the thought was unbearable.

"Why do I cry?", I asked.
I always wanted to leave, didn't I?
"Can't wait to get out of here" were my initial words
But why and why now are my questions.

Sadness creeps in and heart full of sorrow
As I sat with clouded eyes, still crying.
Nothing will be lost, I thought.
All's well. I'll look forward to tomorrow.

All of these are foolish things to say.
Foolish...fooling myself is what I'm doing.
All the friends and teachers that I've known
Cannot be replaced in any way.

Sure, new experiences will come.
But will these outshine the old ones?
Love and understanding have grown for five years.
Hard to comprehend why it's all ending.

Life goes on, they say.
But now all I want is life to be as it is.
Joy fills my heart in this place.
Nothing more to ask for, I prayed.

Goodbye...goodbye...final goodbye
In these last few days of woe and sorrow.
Tears mixed with laughter echoes in the halls
As the cover closes in the final days of this chapter.

朋友，最近的，其實最遠，

2008-03-31T01:28:00.000-07:00

你知道嗎？

人一旦上了年紀之後，身邊的朋友就會慢慢

慢慢的離你遠去。

因為忙、盲、茫。

很多時候，我們總是各忙各的！

於是，開始想念起以前的朋友、老同學或是老同事。

寂寞的時候，總是不時地，會想到要去翻看那些

被壓在箱底多時的老舊照片，然後開始細細的品味

充滿酸、甜、苦、辣的過去。

看著照片回憶著當時的情況，和藏在每個人心底的秘密；

仔細閱讀過往的信件，想讀出當時寄信人和自己讀信時的心情；

努力回想你打來的每一通電話，想用力的記起你說過的每一句話，

猜想著當時在話筒那一端的你的表情；捧著泛黃的記事本。

我小心翼的讀起在裡頭上演的每一段故事，每一分每一秒都記錄的清清楚楚...

你知道嗎？最近的，其實最遠！

當我覺得你離我很近的時候，一伸手，抓住的卻是空氣。

當我覺得你離我很遠的時候，不知道你是不是會用盡一切方法對我稍來消息。

最近的，其實最遠！

人們是不是擁有時都不珍惜..失去了才後悔莫及...

我只想說我們能成為好朋友..這份緣份得來不易...

那麼請記得...好好珍惜...

我們要在年老時...還能圍在一起話說當年...細看人生 ...

這麼多ㄖ回饋其實都傳遞共同的友誼信念

咱們都是有心人

也是有緣人

都在虛擬世界中傳遞實際的牽掛

誰說虛擬不夠真實？

透露這樣子的安全空間，咱們的互動更久遠，不是嗎？！

可爱星座解说

2008-03-24T00:15:00.000-07:00

说白羊座
妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： " 穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！ "
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说： "今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！ "
妈妈生气地说：" 不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！"
羊羊骄傲地说：" 可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ "
（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）

金牛座
卖瓜小贩：" 快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！"
饥渴的牛牛： "哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！ "
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）

双子座
妈妈叫双双起床： " 快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！"
双双说：" 公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！ "
（自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）

巨蟹座
公车上，蟹蟹说：" 今晚我要和妈妈睡！ "
妈妈问道： "你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ "
蟹蟹不假思索： " 嗯！ "
妈妈又问：" 那你媳妇怎么办？ "
蟹蟹想了半天，说： "好办，让她跟爸爸睡！ "
妈妈： " ！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（ ……—"
再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！
（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）

狮子座
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问： "我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？ "
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说： " 奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！"
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）

处女座
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。
爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说： "婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 "
处处： "那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？ "
（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）

天秤座
父亲对天天说： "今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。 "
天天却回答： " 爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！ "
（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）

天蠍座
蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说： "好吧，你不出去我出去！ "边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说： "哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！"
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）

射手座
射射： " 爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？ "
爸爸： " 因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。 "
射射：…… （疑惑中）
射射： "那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？"
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……
（喜欢思考的射手）

摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。
妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说： "下雨了，快往前跑阿！ "
羯羯慢条斯理地问：" 那前面就不下雨喽！？ "
（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）

水瓶座
瓶瓶问妈妈： "问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？ "
妈妈说：" 因为' 先人'是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说： " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？"
（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）

双鱼座
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。
听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问： "哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？ "
（富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）

REMEMBER THIS POEM

2008-03-22T03:19:00.001-07:00

You have to take the good with the bad,

Smile when you're sad,

Love what you've got,

And remember what you had,

Always forgive but never forget,

Learn from your mistake but never regret,

People do change,

And things goes wrong,

Just remember,

Life goes on.

各种花的花语

2008-03-21T09:21:00.000-07:00

I guess some of u may face some trouble thinking what flower to give your love one. but dun know what the flower mean?? haha. i had search every corner of the web for the information below to help u solve this problem. As a friend mah. share with u lo. hehehe. enjoy ah. Paiseh cause lazy to type chinese so use english. Dun worry. the flower all in Chinese de. hehe. Dun give wrong next time. i mean flower. ^^

桔梗花——真诚不变的爱

白玫瑰——我足以与你相配

熏衣草——等待爱情

红色的风信子——让人感动的爱

时钟花——爱在你身边

狗尾巴草--暗恋

油桐花——情窦初开

樱花—— 生命/等你回来

黑色曼佗罗——无间的爱和复仇，绝望的爱，不可预知的死亡和爱

向日葵——沉默的爱

蓝色妖姬----相守是一种承诺,人世轮回中,怎样才能拥有一份温柔的情意!双枝蓝色妖姬花语：相遇是一种宿命，心灵的交汇让我们有诉不尽的浪漫情怀。而如果是三枝蓝色妖姬,送花人表达的是另一种情愫——你是我最深的爱恋希望永远铭记我们这段美丽的爱情故事!

红蔷薇——热恋

粉蔷薇——爱的誓言

白蔷薇——纯洁的爱情

黄蔷薇——永恒的微笑

深红色蔷薇——只想和你在一起

粉红色蔷薇——我要与你过你辈子

圣诞蔷薇——追忆的爱情

野蔷薇——浪漫的爱情

水仙花——只爱自己

仙人掌——坚硬坚强

三叶草—--叶代表祈求 no.2代表希望三叶代表爱情四叶代表幸福

彼岸花——悲伤的回忆（日本）/相互思念（韩国）

栀子花——永恒的爱/一生的守侯/我们的爱

蔷薇——爱的思念

蒲公英——无法停留的爱

昙花——刹那的美丽，一瞬间永恒

桔梗----真诚不变的爱

波斯菊——永远快乐

卡萨布兰卡: [1]伟大的爱 [2]一种充满回忆的花,花语是淡泊的永恒 [3]易变的心 [4]不要放弃一个你深爱着的人 [5]死亡,一种盛开的很傲然,厌世的花 [6]一种永恒的美 [7]负担不起的爱

鸢尾----绝望的爱

蓝色鸢尾----宿命中的游离和破碎的激情，精致的美丽，可是易碎且易逝...

迷迭香----回忆不想忘记得过去,纪念

龙舌兰----是为爱付出一切

蔷薇----你的一切都很可爱

松虫草－－寡妇的悲哀

含羞草－－自卑

夜来香－－在危险边缘寻乐

向日葵－－爱慕

非洲菊--永远快乐

香槟玫瑰——我只钟情你一个&爱上你是我今生最大的幸福，想你是我最甜蜜的痛苦，和你在一起是我的骄傲，没有你的我就像一只迷失了航线的船。

山樱花——纯洁/高尚/淡薄/

百合——纯洁/神圣

菖蒲－相信者的幸福

木棉花------珍惜眼前的幸福

德国菖蒲——婚姻完美

雏菊——隐藏爱情

茉莉花——你是我的

密蒙花--请幸福到来

紫滕花---对你执着，最幸福的时刻

蝴蝶花---相信就是幸福

龙胆花－－－喜欢看忧伤时的你

蝴蝶兰--我爱你

旭日藤--爱的锁链

风信子--永远的怀念

星辰花--永不变心

爱丽丝--想你

火百合--热烈的爱

紫玫瑰--珍惜的爱

鳞托菊--永远的爱

麦杆菊--永恒的记忆

杨柳--依依不舍

牵牛花--爱情永固

黄玫瑰--腿色的爱

白日菊--永失我爱

野荀麻花--相爱

茉莉--莫离

丁香－－－回忆

紫云英——没有爱的期待

茉莉--幸福,就是你属于我

蓝色水菊---善变固执无情的你

红色天竺葵---你在我的脑海挥之不去

粉红色天竺葵---很高兴能陪在你身边

红色仙客---你真漂亮

粉红色山茶花---是你的爱让我越变越美丽

白色菊花---真实坦诚

红色素菊,玫瑰---我爱你

白色花束---把我的一切都奉献给你

雪莲花---祈愿愿望达成后的安慰

蓝色玫瑰---无法得到的东西

四叶幸运草---梦想成真

香水百合---纯洁,高贵

白色的铃兰---幸福即将到来

香摈玫瑰---梦幻的感觉

郁金香---热情的爱

风铃草---------温柔的爱

百慕达奶油花---------------坚韧.顽强

三叶是幸福四叶是奇迹

波斯菊——天天快乐

圣诞花 ---美满冷漠，会受苦

茶花 ---你值得敬慕

杜鹃花 ----为了我保重你自己，温暖的，脆的，强烈的感情

连翘 ---预料

大岩酮 ---一见钟情高贵大方，有福气

金鱼草 ---欺骗，高尚的女士，力量

紫罗兰 ---感情的监禁，机敏，对我而言你永远那么美

天竺葵 ---偶然的相遇

薄荷 ---美德

金凤花 ---智慧

曼佗罗 ---不可欲知的死亡和爱

爱丽丝花 ---好消息想你

三色堇---美丽的.红色花卉，花语是‘思虑’，属性火。

黄色三色堇---有着黄色花瓣的三色堇，花语是‘忧喜参半’，属性土。

紫色三色堇---有着紫色花瓣的三色堇，花语是‘沉默不语’，属性暗。

彩叶草 ---绝望的恋情

矢车菊 ---单身的幸福

海芋---希望,雄壮之美

仙人掌 ---你是我的天使 / 温暖 (^~^ll)

大波斯菊 ---少女真实的心

迷失香 ---留住回忆

情人草 ---完美爱情

银莲花 ---失去的希望

小苍兰 ---纯洁、幸福、清新舒畅

大理花----华丽、优雅

翠菊---追想可靠的爱情、请相信我

虞美人 ---安慰

蓍草 ---安慰

玉簪花 ---恬静!宽和

时钟花 ---爱在你身边

刺槐 ---友谊

忘忧草 ---放下他(她)放下忧愁

石竹---奔放、幻想

杨柳---依依不舍

红枫 ---热忱

牵牛花---爱情永固

香雪兰---纯洁

红豆 ---相思

荼蘼--- 末路的美

天堂鸟---自由、幸福、吉祥

白玫瑰---我足以与你相配，你是唯一与我相配的人

欧石楠----孤独与背叛

Words for friend

2008-03-20T06:16:00.000-07:00

In a friendship
We're free to expose,
Parts of ourselves
Nobody else knows.
But the thing that sustains it
And sets it apart,
Is not something spoken
It's a bond of the heart.
True friends are rare
In a lifetime two or three,
I'm so glad it happened
Between me and and this class!

5B without us..

2008-03-13T20:39:00.000-07:00

假期又要结束了.. 不知道大家有没有在家好好为progressive test做温习呐? 希望大家不要太拼.. 好好利用假期休息所谓[休息是为了走更长远的路]嘛~ ^^ 我想起班上的垃圾桶好像没有倒干净..希望星期一不会看到虫虫.. 呵呵..

没有人的5B

..only lonely..
好想大家.. 星期一见吧~ ^^

考试辛苦了!

2008-02-21T21:13:00.000-08:00

哎哟哟~今天都21号乐咯... 这个星期要结束了,而大家所享受的CLASS TEST也跟着BYE BYE噜! YEAH~~~ XD BIO, PHYSICS, CHEMIE 也可以塞回枕头底下给它们好好噢噢一阵子.. ^^ 看大家这几天都那么努力BIA CHEK, 就在这里给大家疼疼噢~ MUAK MUAK.. 呵呵.. 要给脸噢不要吐哈!! X.X 啊!下星期有ULBS.. 大家要加油噜~ ^^

act cute 5B是王!

2008-02-02T17:04:00.000-08:00

act cute谁都会.. 偏偏我们班最多这样欠扁的人~

你们觉得cute不cute啊?

始祖~ 历久不衰的pose~ =="

看连teddy也... 嘿嘿嘿... XF

又来了...这个pose veli popular的说.. =="

铛铛铛铛... kutu也要kutu也要~ ^^"

可爱可爱~ ^^" 剪刀手也是必要的哇~

千载难逢的画面! 阿斌哥啊~ 口爱噢~ ^^"

最后~ 来看看这两位仁兄的口爱look..

O_o

2008-01-29T00:16:00.000-08:00

=_=''' aH BeNG SpeCiaL~

Mr.potato + nasi lemaK = @#%..*∧※◆∮￡^..........

oww~ wan joo so cute hoh....
sleep tight tight yar~

oh ya! 这就是新同学！ andy隔壁的就是他！帅？这张照片可是得来不易哪！！喜欢就add他吧！ http://profiles.friendster.com/37941605

PITY FROG~

2008-01-28T17:34:00.000-08:00

BIOLOGY DISSECTION OF FROG

Pn.Goh开的小青蛙!!

婉柔开的大青蛙!!

小青蛙的内脏............

今天我们班在bio节时解剖青蛙,有点恶心但大部人份都不抗拒亲自动手咯(除了开小强)…我们班是最先做这个dissection的噢…拍很多照片但是秀珍和美燕就没有那么有兴趣参与了，她们都怕小强啊！其实有很多小青蛙在早上就缺氧而死了…阿咪还特地为它们立了个墓碑(下图)~ XF 真是够力

last year class photo

2008-01-27T02:54:00.000-08:00

this is the class photo of 4B 2007

first row: grace, jolina,chai yong,gek ying,shirley,PN.CHAI,hua yong,siew zhen,bee yian,pei chi,cyndi

second row: terry,vivian,amelia,shiang wei,wan joo,fanny,tonyong,chai seoh,alison,jia wen,pair ing, choon ju,jee

third row: jarvin,andy,simon,beng,chekpin,vernon,wern karng,ing huat,eric,carlson

新同学！！

2008-01-26T23:36:00.000-08:00

很抱歉那么那么久都没有更新5B2008… =_= 其实呢… 我们班今年新加入了一个帅哥噢！呵呵… 他在4号就来报道了是从泗里街转校过来的哟~ ^^ 名字叫致文他随时随地脸上都挂着笑容很亲切的感觉很快的我们班的阿beng、阿发、andy也有了新的brother啦！一下子就打成一片了！也是多亏了有同样的“兴趣”啦~ 呵呵… 其实我跟他也不是很熟所以知道的也有限所以…就这样啦！下次拍了照片再给你们看！ ^^

Who Is In Our Class??

2008-01-24T19:18:00.000-08:00

alison
jia wen
wan joo
fanny
andy
simon
chek pin
vivian
amelia
ah huat
vernon
ah beng
terry
jarvin
grace
jolina
chai yong
chai seoh
bee yian
siew zhen
zhi hao
pei chi
carlson
ah jee
eric
wern karng
shiang wei
gek ying
tonyong
shirley
choon ju
cyndi
pair ing
hua yong
jyh wen

3/1/08 第一天

2008-01-03T07:23:00.000-08:00

今天很多节都没有的老师都没有进班而且也没有老师sit-in 所以理所应当的就变成我们的天下啦班长大人今天重新编排了值日生的duty roster 本来要念给大家听的但是太吵了所以大人决定不宣布了也不接受任何改变的要求咳… 真是的大家也许真的太吵了吧我们在从physic lab回班的路上遇到pn.chai 她穿孕妇装很可爱耶! 呵呵… 好奇的婉柔大胆的摸了老师的肚肚耶她原本以为是软软的说 lol ==" 我们大家都祝福pn.chai生一个健健康康的小宝宝 ^^ 而pn.ho也因为我们大部份人没带form4课本所以小小发了一下脾气不过她也是为了我们好~ XP 对了这个星期我们都不用上第九节下星期才开始而明天没有周会! 可以超早回家的说! 爽~ 大家应该也都那么想吧? ^^

新教室~

2008-01-02T04:27:00.000-08:00

← 新教室~

新的block 新的教室新的桌子椅子全部都是新的噢!
真是太棒了! 只是风扇好少大部份人都挨热… x.x 对了! 除了这些新的东西我们B班也换了新的级任老师是Pn.Norestherwati 真想Pn.Chai的咧~ 其他subject teacher也有一些改变… 幸好Pn.Ho还留下继续“虐待”我们噢呵呵…

大家想见欢~

2008-01-01T21:22:00.000-08:00

TeDDy BeAR!!! :) 还是酷酷的泰利…

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sun zek ~ ^^ pai seh 不要恨我…

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短发look的柔… 有没有比较瘦牙??

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这叠课本是哲斌千里迢迢亲自“运”过来的 XP

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阿咪和文倩

对了阿咪今年还是班长 …

要开学了!! 5B!

2007-12-31T12:42:00.000-08:00

OMG!! 要开学了! 好紧张好紧张~ 大家的制服领带都从store里拿出来了吗? 别忘了头发要染回黑色的啊! 听说有人看见pn.Chai挺着大肚子逛街噢~ 噢~ 老师pregnant了~ XD 开学就要酸酸我们亲爱的老师了噢~ ^^ 很开心大家又同班了~ 今年大家都要好好为SPM拼命大家都要加油~ 5B on 2008会更好!