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Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'.
Ah Beng: I am a proud, because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Ah Beng: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'.
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng: 'I was watching TV news.'
Ah Beng comes back to his car and find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'you will go to jail'.
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.
LOL.
AH BENG!
Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All students are required to learn how to sit properly before you end up above. LOL. i'll be laughing till i fall if u kena this. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Tomorrow’s schedule: Go to school early morning, lead your mama or papa to your class, teacher either complains or compliments on you, get your report card, go back home. What a day, lol. Guess we’ll be saying a lot of “Hello aunty! Long time no see.” or “Hello uncle!”.
Here are some petrol price-related pictures. Should help give you a laugh and lighten your hearts while you pay for your petrol bills with heavy hearts (when you have your driving license).
This is what happens when petrol price still increases:-
Lastly, here’s a cool video which I love very much:-
Anyband’s Talk Play Love. Coolness.
Enjoy!
Have a nice day everyone.
NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S...........^.^
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House
溫柔，是男人迷惑女人的技倆；
溫柔，是女人吸引男人的內涵；
溫柔，是母親孕育胎兒的心情；
溫柔，是你我都想面對的神態；
妳（你）,溫柔嗎？
透過以下的探測，妳（你）將更了解自己。
Q1.你曾以哪一種姿態,瞻仰下著小雨的天空?
(A)倚窗佇立,抱胸抬眼
(B)仰身或坐著,手肘拄窗,雙掌托腮
Q2.小皮球落入你家院子,妳會如何?
(C)彎腰拾起,拋給院外撿球的孩童
(D)打開院子的門,讓孩童進來撿拾
測驗類別
(1)選A.C
(2)選A.D
(3)選B.C
(4)選B.D
★測驗分析★
選(1)的人
有著距離式的溫柔，是平靜的，是不給壓力的，
是不望回報不求讚賞的，
只要對方因為你得溫柔而過的更好，你就滿足了，
這樣的你，待人體諒處事無爭，
溫柔的應對，是由衷的顯露.
選(2)的人
有著互動式的溫柔，在付出溫柔時，
也會想要得到對方的溫柔，
這樣的溫柔，懷著期盼，隱含需求，
難免會給對方壓力，
這樣的你，可以為了對方而變得很溫，
雖然不失真誠，卻也難免虛偽矯飾。
選(3)的人
有著被動式的溫柔，總是期盼，總在等待，
非得對方有所表現才會給予回應，
這樣的溫柔裡，有著孩子般純真依賴的心情，
帶些稚氣卻又不失女人味，
這樣的你，配合度好，逢迎度高，
常會溫柔中失去一些特質.
選(4)的人
有著附和式的溫柔，會為了一些人或一些事而令自己溫柔，
這樣的溫柔，需要對方主導，
有賴別人配合，不失需索的心態，
有點演戲的調調，卻也由衷，
這樣的你，有著女人的嬌蠻，孩子的依賴，
是個需要男人疼愛的女人
選你喜歡的照片，測你的愛情
從兒時到現在，每個人都會有很多不同類型、不同時期的照片吧，那麼選選你喜歡的照片，測測自己的愛情吧！（單選題，只能選你的最愛哦）
A 集體畢業合照
B 個人藝術照、寫真
C 在自然風景區或戶外活動照
D 全家福、和親人的合照
E 童年的照片
選A的你是個懷舊、念舊情的人。你喜歡的戀情是那種朦朧的、青澀的、不帶什麼雜質的愛情吧，
比如學生時代的戀情，也許只是對方的一個眼神，嘴角的一個微笑，就能讓你心馳神往，春心蕩漾。
選B的你比較自信，很注重外在的美，你需要的可能並不是平等的愛情，你更喜歡異性的崇拜、追求，
戀愛中的你也不會完全向對方敞開自己的心扉，而且稍稍有點自戀傾向哦。
選C的你是個樂天派，性格活潑，善于和人相處，所以和戀人相處也不錯，可是即使對方是你很愛的人，
你也要求充分的自由，足夠的個人空間，如果對方太霸道，你甯願放棄愛情，也不會失去自己。
選D的你是個成熟體貼的人。家庭觀念比較重，談戀愛也比較認真，希望你的戀愛對象是忠實的人，
適合和自己過一輩子。在戀愛中你扮演的角色也是親人一樣的戀人，讓對方有安全感，甚至有些依賴性。
所以不要太過頭哦，適度最好了。
選E的你是個單純、善良的人。往往覺得戀愛是複雜又費力的事，這樣的你即使戀愛，也是欠成熟的女孩、男孩，
常會和對方撒嬌，讓對方總是懷著愛意地埋怨“你是長不大的孩子”。
你最渴望的愛情是和那種鄰家男孩（女孩）間的戀情，親切、單純而平實，如汩汩
Lol...everyone keep asking me why i put my name FireMent or why choose the name FireMent??? Well below will be a little explanation about this thing.
Beholded.....................Clement....FireMent Showing off. hahahaha.
Fire on and ready to pose..hahaha.
Nice nice...ha?? already take picture hia??
Do not try this at home. Extra dangerous...wan to learn more find me. ^^
